Sassy's Terror Dome

The city of Vegas had slowly been turning into one of the largest and most thrilling cities in all of America, with millions upon millions of dollars already shifting around the place between the illegal and legal-- casinos and laugh factories had been popping up left, right, and center and yet there was one thing that still was missing that a lot of the other parts of the country had-- sporting events, and while there wasn't enough popularity in Vegas to bring in a football or hockey team, there were always going to be those who would turn up to see people punch each other in the face, which is why Sassy created his very own Arena just for those men and women.

"How much money is this going to run me?"

"Well, if you want to keep everything up to code and make sure that the seats can support the proper weight limit, then it'll be around..."

"What if we don't worry about frivolous things like that?"

The Peach wheeled and dealed their way into one of the largest scraps of land in all of Vegas which didn't happen to be a Casino, it was enough square feet to fit multiple buildings and the Arena itself could be seen by every which angle to people entering the city. The thought of how much he could overcharge for hot dogs was already making him feel a bit weak in the knees.

This will be a place for anything that an arena can be used for, first up: STD PRESENTS - THE BIGGEST PPV EVENT OF THE SEASON SEAson Season season.

SASSY PEACHES' FIGHTS OF THE CENTURY

More news would come shortly on those fights, but for now the arena had been complete and everyone was free to walk through the facilities and use the training rings. There would be weigh-ins and trash talking, and everything else that one could imagine would happen in a giant arena that could fit hundreds of thousands of people.

There we dozens of vendors selling foods and clothing apparel that were pickled all throughout the place, and the seats to watch the fights unfold were as plentiful as they were comfortable. No expense was spared in the creation of the arena and soon everyone would be able to come and see for themselves, but because the real fights wouldn't be for a month or longer there would have to be a test event to make sure that everything would go smoothly.

October 23rd 19:00:00, elkmik vs treebeard

"The winner of our first event will not be paid anything, nor will I expect them to pull too many hard punches as I know how sensitive elkmik can be to anything firmer than a soft pillow. I hope to see everyone there and rooting for their respective test subject."

With all of that said, the doors to the stadium were now officially open and people would surely make their way into what would become one of the most well-known places in all of Vegas. 

"Just to be clear, there will be no betting for this first match as it is just a test. But if there were, treebeard would most definitely be the one who would be favored here. Just clearing that up."

Let the punching commence.

Hera arrived at the arena where her fight was going to take place. Although she didn't feel the need to, she had to train because she wanted to look serious about the fight. After a long day of training, she was tired and regretted coming here.

Before leaving, she went to buy a hotdog and was shocked at how highly priced they were. She sighed and silently cursed the peach, but bought one anyway to support him.

She went back home and sent a mail to Athena asking to help her with her fight so she didn't have to go through the training again. 

Isa was not much into fights. As a matter of fact, she had no interest at all. On this particular evening she took an interest, and it was not because SassyPeach was trying to lure her with one of his supposed famous hotdogs he pushes during the Halloween season. Nor the disgusting creamy filling found in a twinkie he is willing to pay top dollar for. 

Why is Isabella here you may ask? It all boils down to this fact. elkmik is viewed as the underdog. elkmik weighing in at a lean 51 pounds and Treebeard at his age, not so lean at 155 pounds. Folks like SassyPeach automatically assume the bigger guy will win. I am running with the underdog for the simple fact that the bigger one is the harder they fall. 

Hobbs was ready to defend the honor of Vegan brothers and sisters everywhere. This was a fight for the very soul of agricultural America and could shape the World forever. Hobbs would train and Hobbs would win his bout. Outkast would be beaten.

For now he would watch Treeman fight Elkmik. A battle where there would be no real winner. Not unless Elk was murdered and his antlers sold for ivory.

"If there truly was one thing that Vegas needed, it was people beating the everlasting snot out of each other. Some problems are best solved with a battle of fists instead of a battle of wits."

"elkmik and Treebeard are an excellent first lineup, I have heard both repeatedly bicker about whether or not certain a certain foreign dish known as 'blogugi' is succelent and delicious, or dry and bland. I've heard them argue about this so many times in the 'The Forest HQ' that I instinctively roll my eyes when I hear the word 'blugogi'. Since I have yet to see a 'bluggi' in a restaurant in The States, I can't judge wether the 'bloggly' is really as delicious as elkmik claims it to be."

"Seeing how we're not allowed to make any monetary bets, I will instead bet my nonexistent reputation on elkmik. You fuck with the elk, you get the antlers. Antlers hurt. Go elkmik."

Void took 2 small flags with antler emblems on them out of his pockets, and started to fervently wave them about. It looked absolutely ridiculous.

Hera heard Void 's attempts at pronouncing the name of the Korean dish Bulgogi and sighed. 

"Excuse me, I think you meant "bulgogi". And you can actually find it in Bab Meogo, a restaurant in Vegas selling authentic Korean food. Maybe then you'll be able to tell if it is succulent and delicious?"

Void felt a tap on his shoulders while waving his antler flags and turned around. After being corrected on the korean dish he shook HERA's hand using both of his hands and replied.

"Oh wonderful, thank you for informing me! I had no idea that the dish that my dear elkmik is so passionate about was being served so close to home! Now I will finally be able to judge myself whether it's worth the hype (which may influence who I'm backing for the fight). Don't tell Hobbs though, as from what I heard it's most definitely not a Vegan dish and I wouldn't want to disappoint my arch-frenemy."

"The next time I'm back in Vegas I'll be sure to stop by Bab Meogo to personally sample the 'Boggle'."