The Vegan Crusade was burning it's way through the six cities. Vegan supporters were everywhere, from the Lonely Wolf through to the beret wearing Sosabowski. Sosabowski had tried to keep his presence secret by going into deep hiding, but Hobbs knew he had a friend for life there. They were wiener brothers after all.

Chicken. Turkey. Pork. Beef. Duck. Venison. Fuck even throw in Buffalo. Snake. SQUIRREL. All meats pathetic carnivores consumed on a daily basis in detriment to the Earth. Hordes of methane producing, bible loving Americans grilling to their hearts content.

It was disgusting. It was patriotic. But it was not what Hobbs wanted to see. As the Jesus Christ of Mafia Veganism movements Hobbs knew a certain thing about mass religion and hysteria. He just had to try harness all that potential and take over. For Vegan to grow Hobbs had to capture the attention of every man, woman, child and tree in this land. 

The solution seemed perfect, do something no other Vegan had done before; push The Other-Other White Meat.

"Being Vegan is not just a lifestyle choice. It's a state of being. It can loosely defined by the following:

Vegan:

a person who does not eat any food derived from animals and who typically does not use other animal products.

"Now this is where it gets interesting my friends. I put it to you that carnivores, herbivores and Vegans a like have been ignoring a crucial source of protein. The Human Bean. I mean Human being.

Human

a person.  a person; a man, woman or child.

A featherless biped. Arms legs and THUMBS.

"Then the Lord God (And the Vegan Jesus Christ) formed the man of dust from the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living creature"

The bible is clear. Humans are not animals. Humans my friends. Those densely populated fucks who ruin everything. They rape. They murder. They pillage. They fart constantly and cause nought but suffering. It's time we put them to use my friends, it's time... we ate them. My friend Stan_S_Stanman and his Satanist lifestyle had it right. The only way to advance the cause of The Vegan Crusade is to get radical.

In secret I have been feeding my friends in Las Vegas humans for weeks now. Initially Void was sceptical. Why was Hobbs being nice? Why is he gently tenderising my back with a mallet? Why is he sprinkling salt on my hair and skin? His GFC Daiquiri overruled him and forced him to consume my meat. My delicious other-other white meat. 

He is now my Vegan concubine. Soon you all will be too. SALUT".

To join the Crusade please send Hobbs money urgently to pay his numerous and substantial mayoral bets. Plz. I am not joking. Send help.

I love eating humans. It brings me closer to my master, Satan, and further away from methane-producing, Bible-loving Americans, some of the most depraved and filthy creatures on earth. Animals are friends and should be treated with kindness, unlike Void, who will be served over five-courses in the Three-Star dining room for Thanksgiving. I plan to sabotage his plumbing so he can't shower and gently baste him in marinade while he sleeps for several weeks leading up to the big day. Since mafia sports were eliminated from our community by the jealous zealot @Illuminatiated, he has been growing plump and delectable like a squab. You are a visionary, Hobbs, and I am proud to call you a work friend. 

Void saw his malnourished Vegan rival Hobbs preaching his blasphemous gospel atop a soap box, clad in robes with broccoli emblems, cauliflower crown placed firmly upon his head. Void had been disinterestedly listening from among the crowd when Hobbs laid out his plans.

As soon as Hobbs began to speak about The Human Bean Void's ears perked up, he had heard the rumors of Hobbs' new strict dietary plan but had always dismissed it as mere slander. Seeing him so openly and shamelessly profess it himself Void panicked and rushed forward from the crowd.

Hearing Hobbs' account of the mystery meat he had been feeding Void it finally became too much. Void lurched forward, bended over, and emptied the contents of his stomach on the ground through vomiting. Not only did his breakfast come out, but along with it came something sounding like a mix of a grunt and despairing wail.

"HOBBS, HOW COULD YOU. I KNEW YOU WERE CAPABLE OF INSANE FEATS TO PROVE YOUR POINT AT TIMES BUT THIS IS BEYOND APPALLING, IT IS REPULSIVE, SICKENING. I DO NOT EVEN DARE TO THINK WHERE THE MEAT IN THAT SUSPICIOUS STEW YOU FED ME EVEN CAME FROM. WAS IT WHAT REMAINED OF SHERLOCKHOLBBS AFTER HE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED? TELL ME TRUTHFULLY NOW."

Void lurched forward again for a round 2 of the 'ole vom. While this was going on Stan_S_Stanman pitched in to share his demonic plans to culinarily prepare Void, which seemed to only repulse the pathetic vomiting creature even more. When Void got up from his incessant vomiting this time he had a pained look on his face and tears welled up in his eyes.

"I knew that salt and pepper that I found in my bed and the suspicious marinade that was slathered onto my pillow couldn't have been anything but trouble. To be served up as a meal for my fellow Las Vegan compatriots is just too much for me to bear. sniff."

"Hobbs you knew that to reshape someone their old self first had to be broken down. After having consumed the mystery meat and being forced to face my carnivorous sins I have now become a broken man, I cannot live on like this any longer. I see the errors of my ways. I shall from now on reject any and all meat, I shall be reshaped in your image, and I will become a vegan just like you had always hoped. sniff."

"Now please Hobbs, spare me despite my sins against the Veganist Church. Call off your minion Stan_S_Stanman, I do not want to end up as the main course in a sunday roast."

As Void looked at Hobbs and Stan_S_Stanman through the tears in his eyes their silhouettes took on increasingly demonic forms. Void let out another despairing wail.

Frank looks around and things to himself he looks at the speaker in front of him and thinks i could join the vegan army 

" save the cows and eat the veg"

Lonely never had a great time when visiting Hobbs quarters in lovely Summerlin which he has promis his dear friend never to eat any meat att all when walking in his neighbourhoods.

He was a wolf so that was all he could go for since he needed meat now and when to have sharp teeths and a strong body to be a good soldier also to Mr Hobbs if it was needed.

Starving was his melody in Summerlin to be a good wolfie that even he could accept...hopefully

John watched Hobbs give his speech. John lived in Hobbs happy house and loved the man as a leader. The subject being presented was far from conventional but John had grown accustomed to Hobbs’ unusual traits. Then John noticed Stan get involved and he was comforted by the silly old Satanist’s readiness to embrace this abhorrent future. John decided that both love and duty demanded he stand with his family.

”Hello bossman. My man. My leader. I’ve gotta say, I always knew you were a funny old duck but this new venture into cannibalism is most unexpected. I get the vegan argument but the human bean solution is one Kinky John Fowler did not see coming. You a weird bastard Hobbsy baby and this blue sequinned sex-machine likes it. I put an order in for a big outdoor barbecue to go in the roof at HQ. I figure the smell is going to take done getting used to so we could start with a few cook-outs on the roof. Get the ball rolling. I been looking at buying a sausage maker too. I’m telling you my man, there are a lot of possibilities with this.”

John held up a catalog dedicated to home cooking and meat preparation.

”This could be a big future for us”