LONELYWOLF IS DEAD

Details are as yet unclear as to the cause of death.  His dog, Tutte, fell off a tall sofa, and is mourned.

I am offering $3,500,000 for confirmed details of the circumstances of LonelyWolf's death

THREE AND A HALF MILLION REASONS TO BREAK OMERTA

Who did it?  Who knows?  Help me.

WHO IS THE REAL KUKU?

Debate rages.  Is it: 

Mr-Kuku, owner the information which it seems can only come from the Kuku lineage

LiquidFareham - an arrogant low-ranking individual

John_Kukuham - another arrogant low-ranking individual

Or someone else working deep undercover, or else hiding in plain sight?

WHERE ARE THE DEAD ASSOCIATES?

Kuku has been the most consistent and prolific killer in recent times.  Upwards of 30 people died at his hands in Chicago, or as one wag put it "Kuku killed a 'single day of an Ubercorn writing competition'"

I deny being a kuku, just like I consistently have throughout my short but glorious lifespan.

People get us mixed up often, but I am a FAREHAM.

As for the identity of kuku, my bet is on toodle-oo-kangaroo. His false flagging is obvious to anyone who hasn't systematically immolated their thoughts.