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Furries Started by: MikeHunt on Sep 01, '11 16:37

MikeHunt enters the large quiet head stream streets to bring up a topic. A topic not many would dare to bring up in today's society. He thought to himself, maybe this will spark a great conversation in today's streets...

Ladies and Gents. I come to you today to bring up a dear topic. Furries. Yes I said Furries.

What do I mean by this term "Furries" you ask? This is probably the strangest form of all sexual acts in most cultures. This is a whole other culture in it's self. Furries range from being harmless fans fascinated by anthropomorphic characters and animals, to immensely withdrawn or self-abosrbed persons who actually believe, or want to believe, they're eagle-winged fox-like versions of themselves with giant gentalia who wouldn't dare be anything else that could be considered mundane. Let's just say the Furry defies any other kind of fantasy to the true test in the bedroom.

MikeHunt looks over a crowd of people who seem to be disgusted with this topic of conversation. He even notices a few people rolling their eyes with repulse.

Are you one? I'm not trying to call anyone out by any means. I'm just a realist, trying to understand a sub culture. This art of sexual pleasure has hit me like a bullet from a long rifle. My interests are wrapped around this like a stripper wrapping her legs around a pole. 

I have to say this though... I am sorry but at this time I am currently not practicing the art of the Furry. If I was though, I'd be a bear. 

That very instant, MikeHunt picked up his hands and placed them underneath his chin. He curved them to give the instinct of claws, he gave out a loud RAWR. 

Yes I would be a fucking bear. I encourage all of you to step forward and speak your mind on this ubscure topic and even bring up what animal you'd be or even what animal would you like to penetrate.

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Cassi shakes her head as she listens. She starts to walk off then stops for a moment and says,

Not that I have ever or will ever practice this... But for arguments sake... I would probably be a lioness.

Without further explanation, Cassi walks away, whistling a short tune.

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*on his way to the coffeeshop, Paris can't help but stop to listen to Mikes ramblings. Feeling brave and slightly intoxicated, he steps forward*

I would agree to an extent with Cass, except to say I would have to be a Liger... a tiger and lion cross breed, notorious for its skills in magic

*Paris eases back into the crowd nodding his head at people as they give him odd looks*

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WhereAmI here's the conversation,

I've never done this sort of thing before, but it's interesting to say the least. After someone else told me I'm an air guitar, I'd like to think I'm whimsical. I'd definitly be a Golden Retriever with a ridiculously short attention span. Not that I've thought about this sort of thing before.

WhereAmI tries to run away to the closest airport but somehow circles the block, embarrassed again he hails a taxi and gets someone with a sense of direction to take him where he needs to go.

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*hears even

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Sinfest walks by listens with intreast and speaks

"I know alot about furries myself and if I was a furry it would be a tiger"

 

((I am actually apart of what you say most people find disgusting lol I am a furry in my real life and damn proud its not all about the sex nor is just wanting to be or being deluded into being an actual human/animal. Really the biggest thing in the furry fandom is artists and writers. While being a furry I do have my fursona (Currently a house cat lol) but as a furry yes i do find other furs to be hot but i havnt actually partaken in any sex act with someone in a fursuit or anything like that. I am in cause i aspire to be somewhat of a writer. And I love being weird to the general population))

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Anoxia listens to the madman, rambling on about furry animals and sex is the most random yet intriguing thing he has heard on these streets for a while

"Usualy, if i ever saw one of these... furries... out in public, i would soon be reaching for my weapon and having a bit of sporting fun. But in the spirit of things, i suppose i would have to try it before i criticise it. As they say, dont knock it before you try it."

A look of deep concentration overcomes Anoxia's face, he is really thinking into this

"I would be a horse. I mean.. i have been told on a few occasions that my assets resemble that of a horse, so why not keep it familiar? And if i had to meet another furry, i think i would like to meet a fox..."

Anoxia stops talking, he is unsure why he is participating in this conversation but is still intrigued to hear what others have to say.

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My god. I thought I was devious

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((sorry i know but if anyone has any question on the fandom of furries feel free to send me a message I would rather you be well informed then ignorant about other humans (even if they wish they werent always human) who share this world with you))

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I would be a really rebellious donkey.

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Interesting choices... 

It also seems that I'm not the only one who has thought about these scandalist actions.

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As DoughBoy listens in he isn't sure if he should be disgusted or aroused. After coming to the conclusion of disgusted arousal he considers standing up to speak only to remember he has a full on morning wood.

DoughBoy in da house! No doubt I be reppin dat Otter BA-BY! Im bout it bout it wit dat Otter BA-BY! I be wantin to get it rowdy wit dat hippo BA-BY!

~DoughBoy in da house reppin da big apple

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