Fifty Dollars - What my Account said:

    Your accountant has received payment of $50 from Chris_Vaughn. The note "It's all you are worth jabroni" was included.

Chris_Vaughn, a man who may or may not be executed by PremmyWise, gave me $50 and said that that was all I was worth.  Since I am one of the wealthiest mobsters in this thing of ours, so wealthy that I gave Mr Vaughn an employee, what is he saying about all of you?

CHRIS_VAUGHN THINKS YOU'RE ALL LOSERS

Is it not enough that CV may have killed LostBoy?  That he may have killed Monroe?  Does his perverse bloodlust know no bounds?

Who has this lineage ever killed?  What has he done?  Who even is he?

DID CHRIS_VAUGHN MURDER THE COMPETITIVE WRITING COMMUNITY?

Simply ask yourself: have we had a writing competitive since CV's grandad was responsible for literally everyone dying, twice, in two incidents?

No, we have not.

NOW YOU WILL ASK YOURSELF: DO WE NEED A LEADER OF THE STREETS?

And you will hear the answer yes, Yes, YES!  A thousand times yes!

I NOMINATE CHRIS_VAUGHN TO LEAD THE STREETS!

Who is with me?

Well I don't really know about this Chris_Vaughn person. Do we really want some West Coast yuppie who talks about himself in the 3rd person leading the streets? 

Wellerman paused for a moment

Actually, that does seem like it might just work out.

He looks like a strong candidate for the role of LEADER OF THE STREETS. Just look at him. Paying a new Fareham $50 just for showing up and being around brings a tear to my eye. It's been a whale's age since I've seen such magnanimity and generosity. 

We are all sheep just looking for our shepherd. 

Wellerman, that is a kind endorsement.  So far we have two candidates for Leader of the Streets;

Chris_Vaughn ($50 man)

Fareham (stable genius)

Who's the most popular fable-speaker on the streets today?  

Rustam, take your exalted nose out of your files and have a gddamn opinion, sir