Never in all my years on earth did I expect to be casually discarded away like useless cutlery in a drawer and be told I have 7 days to live.

From: jason_profitt
Sent: Jan 05, '23 00:00
Subject: Fork you 

hey you ngot 7 day find family need profitt inc up

 I can wallow in my misery or I can shine myself up and try make something of myself

Who here needs a useless useful member?

Isabella is a prime candidate. She needs a spark of life that only a Spoon can provide. Of course @TheRockChrisVaughn will probably try shoving sideways up someone's candy ass. 

luciano_lucky - many people here forget he exists and think he's extremely fortunate to be a leader. I am not one of those and respect him wholeheartedly.

Vidal - fresh from an NPC disaster his city is clearly crying out for new blood. I would no doubt be authed immediately.

@LiquidFareham- he is not a leader as he's generally not trusted as a son of Kuku and false Mafia journalist.

@ChrisBaxter - leader of the streets, freak in the sheets. My number one choice 

WHEN WILL I BE INVITED?

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When Parallelogram stumbled upon Spoon, a man who had seemingly been abandoned in the street by his crew, he was immediately taken aback by Spoon's rude and disrespectful demeanour. It was clear that Spoon had no idea how to behave or to show proper respect to others, and Parallelogram found himself feeling both annoyed and saddened by this.

Despite his initial reactions, however, Parallelogram found that he could not simply turn his back on Spoon. He knew that Spoon needed help and guidance, and he felt a sense of responsibility to offer him a chance to turn his life around.

"Listen, Spoon," he said, trying to be firm but fair. "I can see that you are in a tough spot, but you need to understand that your behavior is unacceptable. If you want to find a new crew to take you in, you need to learn how to behave in a way that shows respect and consideration for others. Can you do that?"

Grool hears shouting on the street, sounds very much like the ramblings of a conspiracy nut going on about the end of days.
When he gets closer he sees just a desperate man with a serious lack of manners.

Hey spoon, with a campaign like this, I might as well just get an invite to the church now.

Grool chuckles at his own joke, but the smile fades to worry expression, as spoon didn't even hear him over his shouting ramblings.

Good luck Kid!

Grool hopes the kid wises up.

KingCharlesII overhears the conversation, and notices that one of them constantly mispronounces words.  The King then looks at his recent death threat:

Why would a narcissist interview himself? Whats next, a reaction vidoe of him watching him interview himself? Grow up!

Could there be two people as similarly stupid in a community this size?  No, there could not, thought The King.

Therefore, it was obvious that squirrel had offered a measly $150k for The King's death.  

Therefore, squirrel should be killed for his horrific actions.

When Parallelogram heard the news that Spoon had been found dead, he was devastated. Despite the challenges and setbacks that Spoon had faced, Parallelogram had always believed in his potential and had hoped that he would be able to turn his life around.

As he struggled to come to terms with the news, Parallelogram realized that he needed to take action. He knew that he could not simply ignore what had happened and try to forget about it.

Instead, he decided to publicly retract his offer of assistance. He knew that this would be a difficult and potentially risky move, but he felt that it was the right thing to do. He hoped that by taking this step, he would be able to honour Spoon's memory and to show the world that he was truly sorry for what had happened to him.

With a heavy heart, Parallelogram made the decision to go public. He called out across the street, fighting back tears, as he spoke about Spoon and the help that he had offered.

"I want to publicly retract my offer of assistance to Spoon," he said, his voice shaking with emotion. "I want to make it clear that I had no idea what was going on in his life, and I regret that I was not able to do more to help him. I will always remember Spoon and the time that we never spent together, and I will always be sorry for what happened."

As he finished speaking, Parallelogram turned and walked away, his heart heavy with grief and regret. But even as he mourned the loss of his potential friend, he knew that he had done the right thing by taking responsibility for his actions or lack thereof and by honouring Spoon's memory.

This was a tough one for me. I was always proud of what Spoon accomplished, but I never got the opportunity to really tell him. Let this be a lesson to everyone. Hold your love ones close and tell your utensils what they really mean to you before they are taken away.  

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It's what HE would have wanted.