So it is with great pleasure that I announce that after my long journey with my loving and sweet daddy SassyPeach, that we have found my birthmother. It took many years, and we have missed many memories together, but she has been found. I have learned that I have partially Greek ancestry, as my mother is an olive, which accounts for why I am a green lil pear. But on the other half, I am sweet on the inside like a peach.

quiet is Greek, as many know, and though I do not have her moustache or pronounced eyebrows, I am very pleased with the features passed onto me. We will be going shopping for red bottomed heels, and she will be sure to get me ready for the Father Daughter Winter Formal, which SassyPeach will be taking me to. FutureStealer will be DJing, and Alucard will be taking the beautiful and gorgeous and lovely Moxxi – But I don’t want to give too much away because it hasn’t happened yet for me to recount out here in the streets. SassyPeach will fight with my Olivemother over allowing me to wear various dresses and skirts... It'll be a fun time.

With all that said, it is with great pleasure that I can announce that I now have my parents together again, and I am sure that both of them will gladly give me a city or a district and a crew and a new notebook for my Science class when school starts back up again. This semester we’ll be studying insects, which as I’m sure you can all understand are sworn enemies of fruit. I will learn to combat their advances and keep my parents safe from being infested by various beetles or ants or termites or weird icky worms so that our flesh is unmarked and smooth.

Thank you.