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A Request To The Competition Commission | Started by: BarbaraWawa on Jan 25, '23 20:28 |
Following my report on the muzzling of TheBeast, who still has not been seen on the Streets since his bounty declaration and subsequent verbal whipping by GFC quiet, a bevy of tipsters and informants have sought my attention. While most of this information has come to nothing, given how boring you all are and how little goes on around here, one man has pushed some very deeply held concerns in my direction:
So, there you have it, Competition Commission. A series of innocuous questions about a ratification panel for mafia competitions, asked for some reason through me instead of just by him. Would a representative of your organization please step forward? LiquidFarehamJr, perhaps you could answer whether they were the ones who validated the results of your survey? SilentAssassin, would you like to sit down with the commission representative and get it all off your chest? Was this about LostBoy all along? Why are you so interested in all of this? Are you afraid the Kuku lineage may have damaging information on you from your shared history? |
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I have in my possession a typewritten letter which should answer all of SilentAssassin's questions.
Let me say first of all that, no, I had not expected to be the mouthpiece of The illustrious Competition Commission today. And secondly, that of course I am not a member of the Competition Commission myself, but merely their pawn of the day. It is well understood that usually communication with the Competition Commission goes through a method which protects their identity, for obvious reasons. I've heard tales of ouija boards, dead-drops, voice-messages transmitted by parrots, and other outlandish things.
Why would they convey their letter this way you may ask? The CC foresaw Tutte's and my own actions, and is well aware that I am a Journalist, which means I am honour-bound to publish this letter. This indirect communication-path is utterly untracable.
A WORK OF GENIUS.
Now without further ado, here's the letter in question for you, SilentAssassin:
All I can say is. I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS. |
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Reply by: Hah_rolled at Jan 25, '23 21:27 | ||||
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simpleton stands on the street corner looking perturbed...arms cross and foot tapping with anxious energy... "Ms. Wawa, you are really getting on my bad side today. First you refuse to participate in an organized crime with me (the penalty of which is death, according to mafia basketball bylaw Sec. 3 Pp. 14a.), then you make me read some garbage from bottom to top, and at the same time you try to make SilentAssassin look bad by publishing his exact words." "If you keep this up, you will find yourself on the hitlist for TWO MILLION DOLLARS". |
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Reply by: simpleton at Jan 26, '23 00:08 | |
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Totally agree on simpleton's words this is so much under the belt from one of the worst ever beings in the society. Ee never need such weird ones in here. No faith, no respect, just harming and destroying words from that brain that only get ppl mad and angry, we dont need this at all. Over&Out |
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Reply by: Tutte at Jan 26, '23 02:46 | |
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Mr. simpleton, though I greatly admire your knowledge of mafia basketball penal code, I have long since retired from participating in crime, let alone organized crime, following a 22 million dollar tip I received for my part in questioning the winner of the John Fareham Memorial Quiz. I'm rich now and therefore above those things and also most people. If you were to put a two million hit on me, I would simply buy it off, while lighting a cigar with a flaming hundred dollar bill. The thing about becoming filthy rich is that it isn't something that simply changes your lifestyle, it is a duty, and it becomes your job. I am professionally rich. This was the mistake SilentAssassin made when he presumed I was still a journalist, obviously having read and agreed with my insightful report on the muzzling of TheBeast. Though attempting to follow the chain of logic in his 'scoops' gave me brain damage, it still left enough in the tank to facilitate this meeting between himself and the Competition Commission representative, who promptly died after his arrival. RIP Hah_rolled. Was there something more sinister at play here? Could SilentAssassin have used me to draw out the CC rep simply to murder him? Perhaps. But I'm not a journalist. I'm rich. |
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Reply by: BarbaraWawa at Jan 26, '23 13:42 | |
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Reply by: MacGrool at Jan 26, '23 17:37 | |
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MacGrool, it's obvious you have absolutely no idea what it is to be rich. This is very embarrassing. Have you even been to Carmel-By-The-Sea? |
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Reply by: BarbaraWawa at Jan 26, '23 18:39 | |
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Tutte had a promised from his buddy MacGrool. It was to take his last wish and use his last furtune and buy gold. A thing this dog was good at wad digging, so it didnt take long to hide the last belongis from his dear friend. Now the treasure were at a secret place and hidden from all but me. |
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Reply by: Tutte at Jan 28, '23 10:45 | |
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