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Songwriting contest. - With actual prizes to be won. Started by: Olivia_Parentela on Feb 01, '23 09:20

Paul walks out wearing a blue bucket hat. He was without Sniffler for once. He was however accompanied by the Mafia Anteaters. He had a guitar. 

"Hello Ladies and Gentleman, I will will not be outdone by that scurvy dog Wellerman. Today I have a special song that is dedicated to a prominent member of Las Vegas. Lets hope it result in a reservation at the smackdown hotel. Chris_Vaughn this one is for you".

Paul smiles as the crowd cheer. He began to play and the Mafia Anteaters joined in. 

His name is Dwayne

I have a dream about him

He rocks my world

We got training in half an hour

Oh, how he dominates

In gym clothes with weights

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a fan, baby

Yeah, I'm just a fan, baby

Watching him lift, baby, with me

Oo-o-o-oo-o-oh

His muscles are sick

And he's got movie roles to rule

And he'd easily kick

My butt if he knew the truth

He lives on the big screen

And he drives muscle machines

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a fan, baby

Yeah, I'm just a fan, baby

Watching him lift, baby, with me

Oo-o-o-oo-o-oh

Oh yeah, man

No, he doesn't know what he's missing

Oh yeah, man

No, he doesn't know what he's missing

Man, I feel inspired

It's movie night and I am in awe

Lo and behold

He's on the screen walking over to me

This must be fate

My heart starts to race

How does he know who I am?

And why does he give a damn about me?

I've got a poster of Ubercorn, baby

Hanging in my room, its so crazy

I'm just a fan, baby, like you

Oo-o-oo-oh

Oh yeah, man

No, he doesn't know what he's missing

Oh yeah, man

No, he doesn't know what he's missing

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Paul smiles and waves to the crowd. The anteaters waved their little paw claw things at people. The people were most entertained. 

"Thank you, Thank you. I appreciate your kindness."

Paul looked at the anteater band. 

"You guys fancy another while we wait for Sniffler?"

The anteaters nodded. 

"Ok ok. Good. This is a little number dedicated to a very special mother out there."

Paul removed his bucket hat and jersey to show a black shirt. He popped the collar on it and the anteaters began to play.

She's got a certain mystique

With style and sex appeal

I feel a strange connection

That Mom's gonna make me reel

She's got a way with temptation

She's got a new trick up her sleeve

She's got a way of making me

Forget about my every need

She'll make you drop your guard down

And go wild with her in the game

She'll show you how to live it up, but she'll keep you on the reigns

Like a shot to your brain

Come on!

Upside, inside out

She's Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

She'll take you on a wild ride

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Her lips are like cherry red

And her smile's got a hint of malice

She will make you lose your mind

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Come on!

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Come on!

She's Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Woke up in a movie scene

With a woman I can't resist

She took my heart, she took my soul

She's got me under her grip

She's got a way of getting what she wants

And she'll always get her way

Once you've had a taste of her

You'll never be the same

Yeah, she'll drive you insane

Come on!

Upside, inside out

She's Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

She'll take you on a wild ride

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Her lips are like cherry red

And her smile's got a hint of malice

She will make you lose your mind

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Come on!

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

She's Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

She'll make you drop your guard down

And go wild with her in the game

She'll show you how to live it up, but she'll keep you on the reigns

Like a shot to your brain

Come on!

Upside, inside out

She's Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

She'll take you on a wild ride

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Her lips are like cherry red

And her smile's got a hint of malice

She will make you lose your mind

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Come on!

Upside, inside out

She's Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

She'll take you on a wild ride

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Her lips are like cherry red

And her smile's got a hint of malice

She will make you lose your mind

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Come on!

Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Come on!

She's Stiffler's Mom, the vixen

Come on!

Moma Stiffler's Mom, the vixen!

Momma, Momma, Momma, Stiffler's Mom, the vixen!

Momma, Momma, Momma Stiffler's Mom

The crowd cheered as Paul finished playing and soaked up the atmosphere. Stiffler didnt looked pleased. However, Paul didnt care he only cared about one thing. What did StifflersMom think

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CITIZENS.

The recent songwriting contest has been the subject of much controversy, with a number of disqualifications due to nefarious actions by participants who SHALL NOT BE NAMED.

This is a disheartening development in an event that is meant to celebrate and showcase the talents of all the songwriters involved.

The music industry is built on creativity and passion, and it is essential that these qualities are protected and honored in competitions such as this.

It is crucial that songwriting contests be conducted in a fair and transparent manner, where all participants have an equal opportunity to shine. The focus should be on the music and the artistic expression it represents, not on any unethical behavior; Unfortunately Wellerman, you have fallen well below the STANDARDS expected of YOU and you are, once again, disqualified.  Your iniquitous behaviour is becoming, QUITE FRANKLY INSUFFERABLE.

To set all of your minds at ease the organizers will now take further steps to ensure that future contests are conducted in a way that maintains the high standards and values of the community.

Paul_Finch, please tell me more about StifflersMom.  IS SHE AVAILABLE.

The competition continues folks, who will win?  Polio, Tutte, Paul_Finch?  Could JohnFareham be awarded the coveted title posthumously?  WHO KNOWS?

Keep them coming, the ACTUAL PRIZE is now 35, YES, 35 mafia bonds.

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Another competion that just thrown into the cellar and hopes that all is forgetting, smells much what a former weird one did before pretty saf to see but were we surprised? No.

Much talk and little importance done.

Keep the fun all and as me walk the path of truth and good faith.

Over&Out
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No, the competition is still going.  

 

The prize fund is now 40 credits.  That is 30 credits to 1st place and 10 to 2nd place.

 

The winner will be crowned later, it was going to be Tutte, SOJPIIP, but after his latest incoherent OUTBURST, he has been DISQUALIFIED.

As a result of this, and the competitions commissions ruling that COMPLAINERS WIN NOTHING, Wellerman has been reinstated to the competition to take Tutte, SOJPIIP's place. 

This leaves the competition WIDE OPEN.  Who will win.  Will it be Polio?  Will it be Wellerman?  Watch this space, I KNOW you can HARDLY CONTAIN your excitement.

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Checks in and laughs at this announcement, seems like new rules comes out, pretty fun to be outburst. Seems like I dont xare much anyway, no surprise at all.

Keep up with warm hearst all in competion well done all in it.
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Seems like you care enough to keep opening your WIND TRAP, Tutte, SLAYER OF INNOCENT PEOPLE.

 

Daniel said slowly, making sure the illiterate young man standing before him could understand.......

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Excuse me, surly Paul Finch and Sniffler are in with a shout of winning. 

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Paul_Finch, yes.  Yes they are.

 

Did you do a duet with Sniffler?  I mean, most of your incoherent wailings COULD have been Sniffler.  It is SO hard to tell.

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So, while I would like to make a longwinded celebration out of this, the grim reaper is closing in on me and there are other parts of the story that need exploring.

 

Steller effort Polio, Wellerman, Paul_Finch and Ketamine.  I have had to split the prize unfortunately as SHARING IS CARING.  You will all shortly receive 10 credits each.

 

AND THAT'S A WRAP.

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A person of a round, bouncy persuasion sings.......

 

Feb 07, 13:04:50    You transferred 10.00 credits to Ketamine. The note "sharing is caring" was included.
Feb 07, 13:04:43    You transferred 10.00 credits to Paul_Finch. The note "sharing is caring" was included.
Feb 07, 13:04:32    You transferred 10.00 credits to Polio. The note "sharing is caring" was included.
Feb 07, 13:04:27    You transferred 10.00 credits to Wellerman. The note "sharing is caring" was included.

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(Please forward any complaints to the newly formed "Quiz Group")

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Thank you for hosting a fun and unique competition. It had me working on something I thought I wouldn't enjoy and I think it really brought us all closer together as people. 

 

I can't wait to see the next iteration  and even a future musical number. I heard Paul_Finch was working on a rousing rendition of "Anteater on the Roof."  

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