Attention citizens.

It is time for the election of the bearer of the LOTS crown! We are inviting all eligible citizens to cast their votes for the candidate of their choice.

Please note that each person is only allowed to vote once, and the results of the poll will be final and unequivocal. The voting will close in 48 hours, so please be sure to cast your vote before the deadline.  

Carrier Pigeons - not allowed due to a propensity to shit on each others feet making them unable to land.
Owls - may be used to vote, but only if registering your vote before, or after, sunrise.
Dogs - 100% allowed to deliver your vote.  Nothing could possibly go wrong here.

The crowning ceremony will take place on Saturday, and the winner will be announced at that time. 

The final result of the poll may not be challenged, so we urge everyone to respect the outcome and support the new crown prince/princess.

We are obviously all super excited to see who will be crowned the next ruler of LOTS, and we look forward to a fair and peaceful election.  Please leave your weapons with Sniffler at the door.  He will look after them.

Don't miss your chance to have a say in the future of our land - cast your vote now!

VOTE HERE

Sorry.

VOTE HERE

Tucker pick's up a flyer and was surprised to see his name on it. Decides to stop by Olivia_Parentela 's office while out doing some 'errands'.

Olivia thanks for seeing me today unannounced, I appreciate wholeheartedly you putting my name on the ballot, but I'll be honest darling I'm not a leader of anything, not even a shine button on my coat.

Just to add my two cents to this conversation, in this thing of ours, leaders aren't voted for they are made by blood, sweat and tears.

These are but the simple ramblings of a short-tempered Scotsman with an incline for foul language.
No need for a profanity-laden rant today, I'm in a Great mood. 

Hope your elections are everything you wish for, my days of spin and campaigning are very much behind me now.

See you around Lassy, and hope I was nae bother.

Unfortunately, with Olivia's passing, all of her votes will defacto pass to me, JimBaxter.

As you are all more than likely aware, seeing as you cannot take your eyes off the current ballot results, SilentAssassin is the current leader.

Should he win the poll, I will gladly relinquish my LOTS crown to the people's prince/princess/pronoun of your choice willingly and expeditiously.

Despite his early confidence, JamesBaxter bid for the crown has all but failed, probably due to frequent unstable outbursts around our good cities.

CHECK THE CURRENT RESULTS HERE

Citizens, the competition is really HOTTING UP.

Jim touches IT, reveling in the hissing sound it makes as the sweat on his hands evaporates away.  A blessing now, but a hindrance for the most part, why did his palms sweat so much when he was near to his NEMESIS?  Why would his orating sausages let him down at a time like this, an important time, A GRAND TIME.

As you can see, SilentAssassin has an undoubtedly unassailable lead in the competition and the coveted porcelin throne is within his grasp, he can almost smell the Musky, sterile scent it slowly releases in the chambers of the high council of the LOTS and it is driving him fucking WILD with anticipation.  His LOINS are positively GLOWING at the prospect of seating himself upon the coveted chair.

In second place, we have Olivia_Parentela (GRHS), who, after a confident start, verbally whipping all those around her with her wit and charm, DIED In a freak accident yet to be investigated by the MCIT, in order to determine whether Ksenia can be arrested for MURDER.  Either way, not a bad showing for for a dead chick.  NOT BAD AT ALL.  KUDOS.

In third place, we have a tie.  KennyRusso, Danny_Greene, Malcon-Tucker, JohnFareham (coincidentally, also dead, shot in cold blood is the word on the grapevine).  All 4 of these schlubs are fingering each other, trying to keep grip of whichever crevice they can find as they battle each other for the coveted third place trophy.  It is a HORRIFIC sight, and Kenny has started to LUBE himself up in a final, some would say futile, bid to streak away and take the prize for himself in the final furlong.

Wellerman - impressive, 1 vote.  I am PROUD of you.  Keep trying.  That said, some information has come to light and I MAY have to disqualify you. 

Ksenia - likewise, 1 vote, an impressive effort.  You live to fight another day, I feel you still have at least another run at the coveted throne left in you.

But perhaps the most shocking and unexpected result is the final participant JamesBaxter who, much to everyones surprise has FAILED to secure a single vote.  NOT ONE.  I am FLABBERGASTED.  Stiffler broke his jaw when his mouth dropped to the ground upon hearing the news; it is a truly sad day for us all.

Check the RESULTS HERE