MafiaMania sets up a booth on the busy hustling and bustling and rustling streets.  He is wearing a suit and is obviously here in some sort of official capacity.

Hello fight fans, I'm MafiaMania and I will be serving as commentator for the Mafia Streets Bloodsports competition , bringing you real time updates and news from the world of Mafia Street Bloodsports.  Brought to you by our sponsor the New York Marble Cemetery, home of NY's largest waterpark and slide.  

In today's news, the ongoing feud, spanning back countless generations, between JamesBaxter and Olivia_Parentela really kicked into high gear this past week.  However things only soured further just recently when Olivia dethroned JamesBaxter as the head honcho in our fine streets.  Not one to be foiled by any of these seemingly countless foot soldiers of kuku-esque sycophants, no matter how hard they may try, James used his cunning to have Olivia executed for her new heralded position thus reclaiming the top seat.

Philadelphia Crime Lord quiet made the public declaration in a popular mafia lounge "Take your antics to another city" before a bullet was lodged into the back of Olivia's skull.  No further comment has been made by any of Olivia's bosses from Philadelphia or the Plumbers as of this time.

Kudos to reigning champion JamesBaxter for taking back what was rightfully his in the first place and sending a clear message to any other would-be contenders and detractors, that message being "Come at me if you want a shot at the title".  Another thing that is clear from all of this... not only does JamesBaxter not back down from a fight, he welcomes it.

Congrats again to JamesBaxter and the million dollar championship prize pot should be reaching your accountant's office briefly.

Thats all for tonight in Mafia Streets Bloodsports news, I'm your host MafiaMania

MafiaMania, when can I expect the payment to arrive in my account?

JimBaxter waits impatiently while the cold, servile, philadelphia wind blows around him.  It is a biting wind, akin to a cold, hard slap to the face that reality has a habit of serving up every now and then.

He chuckles to himself....

If you need to to provide a birth certificate to prove my credentials, I can.

Jim winks at the man and smiling to himself, makes his way down the street into the cold, beating wind.....

I'm sorry Jim but the championship prize money has already been sent.

He produces a receipt from his suit pocket and shows JimBaxter as proof so that he will not be accused of lying or blemishing the sport with a scandal

Your accountant has made payment of $1,000,000 to JamesBaxter.

And no offense to you sir but I would prefer this be the extent of my involvement in whatever this rivalry is between your two family lines.  I am merely a commentator.  But I wish you good luck in your future endeavors if you too decide to follow the career path of a Mafia Streets Bloodsports competitor and will observe from a safe distance as I do with all rookie prospects of the sport.  Best of luck to you my good man. 

Jim shakes his head in disbelief.  The incredulity is astounding.  

HOW DARE HE, he proclaimed with the brashness of a 17 year old chav from Blackpool in a room full of 12 year old girls.  This was not acceptable.  HOW FUCKING DARE HE, he shouted again for good measure.  Did he produce a birth certificate?

Jim prods Mafiamania repeatedly with the blunt end of Sniffler's pipe, which Paul_Finch had helped him steal earlier in the day.