Jim takes a deep breath of the Philadelphia air, after being in the Bella Vista public toilets for so long his lungs needed it like a Randy Nun needs a Jimmy Saville.

Good evening, citizens. 

I am honored to be standing before you tonight as the newly proclaimed (by myself) leader of the streets. I am humbled by the trust you have placed in me and I promise to do my utmost to serve and protect the interests of our community.

As we stand here on this cold, villainous evening, it is a time of great change and uncertainty. The winds of progress are blowing, and we have a chance to steer the future in a direction that will bring prosperity and stability to our streets and to our nation.

As your leader, I will work tirelessly to address the pressing issues that face us. From unemployment to poverty, from crime to discrimination, I am committed to finding solutions that will make our streets a better place for all of its residents.

But I cannot do this alone. I need the support of each and every one of you. Together, we can create a brighter future for our community, a future where everyone has the opportunity to succeed and thrive.

So let us work together, let us rise to the challenge before us, and let us build a better tomorrow for the street, for America, and for the world.

Thank you, and God bless you all.  Apart from JamesBaxter, my NEMESIS.

SilentAssassin turns around to see JimBaxter running around laughing maniacally while carrying a toilet over his head like a championship trophy. 

"okay now that that disturbing display of strength and insanity is over,i want an official update on the election there must be a clear winner its the democratic way. 

the people are speaking its time for a change!"