Jim clears his throat........

Philadelphia is ABHORRENT.  Not only does my NEMESIS, James, reside here but having had a thorough dig around in the filthy backwaters of inner city Philly, I have penned the following review.

The streets are littered with trash and discarded needles. The once proud city of Philadelphia has become a hotbed of filth and decay, with its once vibrant neighborhoods now overrun by poverty and crime.

The Bella Vista toilets are a perfect example of the city's decline, with the stench so overpowering that even the bravest of men are afraid to enter. The foul odor permeates the air, leaving a noxious cloud that can be smelled for miles around. And it's not just the toilets that are causing trouble; the entire city is plagued by a growing sense of decay, with litter-strewn streets and abandoned buildings becoming all too common sights.

To make matters worse, the mayor has taken leave of his senses and run off with a 67-year-old nun from Turkey, leaving the city to languish in his absence. It's as if he has given up all hope for Philadelphia, abandoning it to its fate as a decaying urban wasteland.

Overall, I would have to say that Philadelphia is a city in dire straits. Unless something is done to reverse its decline, it will continue to spiral downward, becoming an even greater source of shame and despair for those who once called it home.

NEXT UP.  NEW YORK.

Jim bends over and throws up last nights nondescript Pizza into Tutte's lap........he clears his throat before beginning.

Citizens,  I have been to some VILE places in my short, yet fruitful time on our shores, nut NEVER, EVER have I experienced anything as disheartening as modern day New York; a FESTERING CESSPIT OF SICKNESS AND DECAY.

New York, once the city of dreams, has become a city of NIGHTMARES. The once bustling metropolis is now a shadow of its former self, a place where disease and decay reign supreme.

The brothels, once the pride of the city, have become a syphilitic wasteland. The air is thick with the stench of sickness, and the people of Queens and the Bronx can feel the disease seeping into their neighborhoods from Brooklyn. The odour of slightly off fish is spreading from the city limits, tainting the air with its putrid stench.

The situation has become so dire that people are being forced to rely on food banks just to survive. Cholera and diphtheria are wiping out the working population, leaving the city in a state of chaos. The food rots in the fields, while garbage piles up in the streets, creating a breeding ground for more disease and illness.

The once proud city of New York has become a grim warning of what can happen when the systems that sustain us begin to break down. It is a cautionary tale of what happens when neglect and apathy set in, a reminder of the importance of taking care of our communities and our environment.

In conclusion, I would have to say that New York is a city in crisis, a place that is rapidly spiraling downwards into a state of utter decay. Unless something is done to reverse its decline, it will continue to sink further into despair and desperation, leaving its residents with nothing but memories of what was once a great city.

NEXT UP.  LAS VEGAS.

fs heard some rumblings and had something to say

Wow.  Ok.  To be fair we had no idea that worm's could carry syphilis.  And they cannot produce enough penicillin to bring it down.

fs grabbed his coffee and headed to the brothel