No, not any of you precious Prescilla's, you bunch of gargantuan silly billies.  On James, my #7 dominatrix alter-ego.

I give you an example of what he subjects me to on a regular basis, a story if you will.  Ordinarily I would save these oratory gems for my PHILLY STORY CORNER but I am tired, and a tired old man doesn't feel like moving his ass from these DESERTED parts:

Jim Baxter was a man with a double life. By day, he was a mild-mannered nobody, but by night, he transformed into James, a dominant leather-clad figure. James was fearless and commanded respect in the underground leather wearing community. He was well known for his expertise in the associated dark arts and his strict adherence to the lifestyle.

One day, Jim received a request from a wealthy client who wanted to experience something different. The client was fascinated by the North African Bison and wanted to incorporate the animal into his fantasy. Jim was excited by the challenge and eagerly agreed.

He spent the next few days researching the bison and its significance in North African culture. He learned about its strength and ferocity, and he incorporated these traits into his alter ego, James. On the night of the appointment, Jim dressed in his finest leather gear, and after transforming into James, he headed to the client's private dungeon.

As James, he was a commanding figure, and the client was in awe of him. James began the session by using his mastery of Bison Yoga techniques to dominate the client, incorporating elements of the North African Bison into the experience. He used a whip made of bison leather, and he incorporated the bison's strong, fierce growls into his commands.

The client was completely taken in by James's performance, and he begged for more. James was relentless, pushing the client to his limits and beyond. The client was left in a state of blissful submission, completely at James's mercy.

After the session was over, Jim changed back into his everyday persona, feeling exhilarated by his experience as James. He realized that he had found a way to explore his dominant side while still maintaining control over his everyday life. From that day on, Jim continued to lead a double life as both Jim and James, and he became known, in whispers amongst the community, as the "North African Bison Dominatrix (in the hood [optional gang signs])".

SO YOU SEE, I NEED JAMES (#7) OUT OF MY LIFE.

As if I did not have enough on my plate dealing with my NEMESIS, JamesBaxter (#2).

I am not yet at the point of declaring WAR on #2 but GOSHDARNIT I am so fucking close.  

DON'T TIP ME OVER THE EDGE CITIZENS, I AM CLOSE TO BREAKING POINT.