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| Can't trust a plumber | Started by: TheBeast on Feb 03, '23 11:19 |
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TheBeast, in need of a plumber to clean his toilets out from his hq, hired a plumber, who shall not be named, to do this job. He spend an outrageous sum of money to "take care of the sewage", so to speak. The plumber in question agreed to do the job, but instead ended up trying to burn the hq down. What a shame. TheBeast was understandably disappointed and after the fiasco, had his hands take the culprit out and have him summarily executed for his crimes. The moral of the story is, you can never trust a plumber. |
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Upon waking from his usual CATATONIC state, TheBeast notices a disheveled looking letter sitting on his dressing table amongst all the Bison related S&M paraphernalia on his desk Dear TheBeast, I'm sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident at your HQ. It's disheartening to hear about individuals who take advantage of others and cause harm. However, I believe it's important to remember that not all plumbers are the same and one person's actions should not reflect negatively on the entire profession. I hope this situation serves as a reminder to always thoroughly research and vet service providers before hiring them. Yours truly, James, a plumber. TheBeast is taken aback by the letter and swears to himself that he will never complain about tradesmen he didn't vet thoroughly ever again. |
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| Reply by: JimBaxter at Feb 03, '23 11:34 | |
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TheBeast - my journalistic sources tell me that this isn't the first time that specific plumber has ripped you off. Out of journalistic curiosity, what made you think that this time the unnamed plumber could be trusted with the EXORBITANT amount of money up-front for your unfortunate plumbing incident? Also, is the kuku open-season still in effect? Since nobody wants to house me and journalism doesn't pay well, I am in need of an alternative way to make a living. |
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| Reply by: HenryArold at Feb 03, '23 13:08 | |
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