Dear VALUED members of our community,

It is with great EXCITEMENT and PRIDE that I, JaymeBaxter, invite you to join us in celebrating the crowning and ascension, of one of our own, to the prestigious Porcelain Throne.

This is a momentous occasion for our community, and it is our honor to be able to share it with you.

The celebration will take place on Saturday, 4th February, and will feature a host of entertaining activities, your very own personal "little person" to do with what you please, delicious food and drinks, and of course, the crowning ceremony itself.

The event will be held in a secret location (in order to keep out the likes of JamesBaxter, with the poll revealing he's not really a very popular guy) to be revealed to those who have confirmed their attendance.

We kindly request that you RSVP by 14:00 to confirm your attendance and to receive further information about the location and schedule for the event. We ask that you respect the CONFIDENTIALITY and SECRECY of the event, as it is VERY IMPORTANT we avoid any possible INFRACTIONS, violence is kept to a minimum and we keep James out.  Journalists will also be present so, known JOURNALIST SLAYER Tutte is also NOT ALLOWED to attend.

We look forward to seeing you there and celebrating this historic event with you.

Sincerely,

The LOTS council (of which the LOTS is the highest position)

Dear valued members of our community, It is my great honor to tell you that the results of the voting for LOTS is none other than, Chicago's  own SilentAssassin! No need to rsvp to any fake initiation, for some random nobody, that no one cares about. The votes have been counted and SilentAssassin has been declared the winner, by a substantial margin. Please everyone congratulate S.A. on his victory. The community has spoken. No need to listen to wannabes any longer. May his rule be long and prosperous! 

TheBeast

You are quite correct, SilentAssassin is quite clearly in the lead BUT, as I quite clearly stated, the winner is not crowned until 14:00

However, after much discussion between council members, it has been DECREED, due to some COMMOTION and UNREST caused by your OUTBURST, the ceremony has been put back to "SOME UNSPECIFIED TIME TODAY OR TOMORROW".  This will also help us keep degenerates, like yourself, a man who has LOST IRO $100 million to ROGUE TRADESMEN, AWAY from the FESTIVITIES.

Up until the point our PRINCE is CROWNED, the polling is still open.  You can find it here:

TOUCH ME

Once the LOTS ceremony has taken place, at the SECRET location.  Then, and ONLY then, will we know how the masses have spoken.