The air was electric with excitement as the guests arrived at the grand estate, and, up until this point, SECRET location for the SECRET ceremony. The theme was mermaids, the game was rat shooting, and the purpose was to crown the new LOTS Crown Prince, SilentAssassin. 

A few people had noticed pigeons flying around but that was nothing new, Someone, possibly JamesBaxter had been ignoring our advice and using them to send us messages of support, despite the OBVIOUS DANGERS

As guests arrived, they were greeted by a sea of vibrant decorations, colorful pinatas hanging from the ceiling, and the sound of music and laughter echoing through the halls.  A large banner reading "Congratulations SilentAssassin, New LOTS Crown Prince" was displayed proudly above the entrance, someone, possibly TheBeast or Tutte had scrawled some sort of obscenity on it but Jayme had a team ON THE CASE seeing it was removed before SilentAssassin's BIG MOMENT came to pass.

At the center of the estate was a large open area where the RAT SHOOTING CONTEST would take place. People gathered around the edges, cheering on their favorite participants as they took aim and fired at the RODENTS scurrying through the area.  KennyRusso tried his hand, he was USELESS; Kenny was a POPULAR guy though and took it in his stride admirably.  Someone mentioned something about pigeons.

As the night wore on, the excitement grew as the crowning ceremony approached. The guests gathered in the main hall, eager to witness the historic event. The room was filled with a hushed silence as SilentAssassin made his way to the stage, his eyes shining with pride and determination.

The ceremony began with a fanfare of trumpets, and the crowd erupted into cheers as SilentAssassin was crowned with the symbol of his new position, the CROWN of the LOTS.

He stood tall as a MEERKAT SCOUTING FOR EAGLES, a proud and noble figure, beaming with pride as the crowd erupted into applause.

Meanwhile, THE PIGEONS, they were becoming a PROBLEM.  Jayme glanced over to one of her most ardent supporters, KennyRusso, and nodded slowly.  Kenny KNEW what to do.

With the crowning ceremony over, the party really kicked into gear. The guests were treated to an extravagant feast, vegans and vegetarians alike were accommodated with culinary treats that made their LOINS WET; It wasn't eating like most had ever experienced but HOTDASHDANG they enjoyed it and, afterwards, the music and dancing continued well into the night.

The pinatas were smashed, raining shower of candy, HEROIN and COCAINE onto the revelers below.  Jayme certainly knew how to organise a party, the donations plate was filling up nicely and she left to powder her nose......

The PIGEONS really were starting to become a PROBLEM.

SilentAssassin, now the new LOTS Crown Prince, hoped he would go on to lead with wisdom and grace, always remembering the joy and excitement of his SUPER DUPER CEREMONY and the day he was crowned.  As he stepped up to the stage, there was a moments HUSHED SILENCE before the citizens began to realise what was going on. 

HE HAD VANISHED. 

The guests began to BECOME AGITATED, a SOMBRE PANIC set around the place, people didn't know what to do, Stefon_Braxton SHIT his pants........

The Pigeons, they had started attacking people.  Too many had found themselves in a confined space and, being unable to land due to their BLOODIED AND FESTERING stumps for feet were beginning to PANIC.  Marston was having his left eye pecked out by what can only be described as an avian blur as the bird went at it with verve.  Dawson was struggling to hold off not 1, BUT 2, rabid birds, quietly succeeding, FOR NOW.  MrHans had managed to grab the poker from the fire and was giving it a MIGHTY effort holding off the ONSLAUGHT, especially considering he was a man of small stature

Surely, this couldn't be JamesBaxter's doing, could it?

Jayme had VANISHED.  She was the closest link they had back to James, her BROTHER.  The citizens CLAMOURED for her..........