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| UFO Sighting | Started by: FastFingerFreddy on Feb 13, '23 20:19 |
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While walking down the Chicago street on a dark late night FFF was watching the shadows for any movement. Rounding the Corner and only a block from his HQ and another ass chewing from his boss SA for being late. Well that's when it happened.... a UFO was floating in front of the HQ, and a light beam of sorts was reaching in and grabbing his boss SA. He disappeared into the craft and it flew off. It looked as if it was heading North out of Chicago at a very fast pace, quicker than any plane FFF had ever been on. Wondering what anyone would want with his boss was beyond FFF knowledge. He had only been told that people taken in this manner always returned and they always talked about anal probing. FFF went right to work working on a side story for the press |
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Press release on SA disappearance : SA had a important business meeting to attend and it came up suddenly. He had no way to contact anyone about his affairs so off he went. Knowing TheBeast and FFF could handle Chicago without him for a while. The alleged UFO sighting was just a drunk with a payphone and a nickle to waste wanting to talk to someone....with luck he called CBS and reported seeing a UFO. |
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| Reply by: FastFingerFreddy at Feb 14, '23 06:03 | |
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Tutte had heard the story sbout a weird ufo-sighting in Chicago last time was there. He was informed by FFF and laughed at the story and told him it coild be fun if the ufo was for real and perhaps scared the heck out of TheBeast and his crew. Pretty fun story that would be if truth. Glad it just was a drunk one making this alert in Chicago. Next one perhaps us a real one, keep the watch! Tutte laughed long after his visit at TheBeast HQ, glad to meet up some friends and having a good time with. |
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| Reply by: Tutte at Feb 16, '23 21:52 | |
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This reminds me of the time I was working on a new type of boat carburetor that lowered emissions and increased your gas mileage by over 200%. After a few months of testing I went to get a patent. After the paperwork was turned in, about 3 weeks later, four men in scuba gear and flippers showed up demanding to see it. I took them to the docks and they proceeded to remove the carburetor from the boat. They then proceeded to take my tools, floaties and even the cooler full of beers! When they left, they said this: "If you ever do this again we won't be held accountable to what might happen to you". Anyway, I'm not sure what made me think of this story, but I felt the need to share it with you today. |
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| Reply by: Wellerman at Feb 16, '23 22:16 | |
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TheBeast patted Tutte on the back for his amusing jokes. "You should know better by now Tutte, nothing scares me. TheBeast chuckled and poured out some fine cognac for his friend. Then lit a cigar and talked for a bit about things. |
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| Reply by: TheBeast at Feb 17, '23 01:29 | |
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Truly know not much scares TheBeast but hoped for at least a little hickup or ehy not a double hearted beat we have gone through much both so not that much makkng any if us off our shoes. Good story from you as well Wellerman liked it good. |
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| Reply by: Tutte at Feb 17, '23 14:23 | |
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I have seen many UFOS also, who knows why they visit us perhaps it's to find richs on earth, perhaps its to gain Intel or perhaps its just to toy with us. One thing I do know is that they're among us as we speak... |
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| Reply by: MrDiabolik at Apr 01, '23 16:45 | |
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There's this one guy who I know is a alien for sure... He goes by the name god king...He does strange things like walking around in socks barking. Some of you may know him by the name polio... |
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| Reply by: MrDiabolik at Apr 01, '23 19:03 | |
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O yeah, totally forgot about our dear king Polio and his famous white socks. Its truly also an alien hiding like that. No mattrr ee love this alien. Must be others to but lets not waken up anymore bro. |
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| Reply by: Mr_NeverEverAgain at Apr 01, '23 19:50 | |
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