PabloEscobear waddles out onto the street after snorting several lines of booger sugar and plops down. Today had been a day of reckoning for her sworn nemesis, Ksenia.

"I swear I will come for you. Mark my words. There will be an attempt for all the bear jokes you have started against me. You will rue this day!"

Lining up an extra line, Pablo snorts the whole of it, thinking about all the ways she will attack her opponent. This is Phase 1 of the Hairy Plan. She was hungry and ready for blood.

the badger scoffs at this show of bravado and steps out.............naked........is.......is this a dream?

I'm failing at this

also..............you smell like soup...........or something

Pablo glances over at Malevolent_Badger with distain. Standing on her two hind legs, she towers over the weird badger.

"You smell like dinner....this forest isn't big enough for the two of us. I am the Queen of this Forest."

Pablo paws at her new dinner plans, sprinkling cocaine over them. Now she doesn't even have to cook. This one she can gobble up whole.

The squeals and growls, coming from the streets sounded more like a dying dog. Poor thing must have gotten hit by a car... being that Ksenia was quite fond of most all animals, she went to investigate, hoping to lay a helping hand to the wounded animal. To her surprise, it wasn't a dying dog but in fact a matted, funky looking bear. It was quite the sight to lay eyes on and disturbing all in the same.

Kind of like a train wreck, she couldn't take her eyes off the flea ridden beast in front of her. It was quite the unbearable sight to see... poor thing needed put out of it's misery. Or just tranquilized and shaved, either or but she was quite more so leaning towards the shave. Since she had never seen a shaved bear before, it could have been rather comical.

"Where is animal control when you need it! Tell them to get over here stat and bring lots of tranquilizers."

badger takes the right royal hump

Pathetic? 

You absolute ponced up, shitty moustche wearing greasy haired bottom feeder.

I'm a fucking badger bitch, and..............................ooooh, want me to chop this line then?

uses claws for good