Hello, I'm a glass bottle and can be used for many things. My boss can use me for anything he wants. I'm the fanciest bottle around, and I hope I can help him in any way possible. I can hold wine or water, even his enemy's blood, be used as decoration, weapon or anything else he needs. I'll do my best to be useful and look good while doing it. 

Marston ponders for a moment...

"Anything you say?? Hmm... Have you ever heard of Kinga the Minger?"

No Marston 

What do I need to know about it? 

Balls overhears the conversation in the streets and shudders at the mention of that name. He spins around to speak to Bottle

"​​​​Trust me on this Bottle, you don't want to know. No matter how much you would clean yourself after you'd never be able to wash away the horror of the nightmares."

Balls turns and leaves, trying to forget about the whole conversation as quickly as he can

I don't think my boss wants to use me that way but if they do...