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|A Toast to the Infamous||Started by: enkindle on Mar 17, '23 07:15|
In a city where chaos reigned supreme,
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In my completely humble and entirely unbiased opinion this is the best thing I've ever read.
Thank you enkindle and ChatGPT for enriching all of our lives by creating and sharing this.
|Reply by: Balls at Mar 17, '23 15:26|
A new version...
In the roaring twenties, a gangster rose
Auto theft was his bread and butter
His plans always seem to go awry
His crew tried to teach him the ropes
And then one day, the truth was revealed
So let this be a lesson to all
|Reply by: enkindle at Mar 17, '23 22:50|
Ok, one last version. This one got a little mean.
In the Roaring Twenties, there was a gangster so grand,
Balls was his name, and he ruled with an iron fist,
Physical altercations were his forte,
He ran a Speakeasy that served Hooch,
His dough was running thin, his gang on the brink,
But he never gave up, no matter how dire,
So here's to Balls, the bumbling mafia king,
|Reply by: enkindle at Mar 17, '23 22:58|
Damnit enkindle, I was enjoying this until the latest two. Why you gotta do me like that bro?! Could've had people fooled into thinking I was awesome, but now they know the sad and slightly funny truth.
|Reply by: Balls at Mar 18, '23 14:39|
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