Before James Baxter, before TheBeast, there was only one woman in Kuku's life. Princess of Miami, ZoyechkaBelikov. 

Princess of Miami, who? Princess of Miami, what?

Yeah, you heard me right. Princess of Miami. What, did you think just because none of our way of life takes residency in Miami that, it what, just doesn't exist? Absolutely fucking not. It's a real place! 

So how does a person like Zoyechka Belikov become the princess of Miami and what connects her and Kuku together? Shhhhh just listen. 

So, if you haven't figured it out yet, Zoyechka is Russian. Or something. Whatever it sounds like that's what it is. Her father is some big hot shot in Russia, but had to send his only daughter to the USA because she was "such a nice and special lady". Aka if she kept up with her ways she would have gotten herself killed and there was nothing her dear papa could do about it. 

Zoyechka had a repuation. It wasn't a good one. The reputation wasn't even that good. It wasn't like Zoyechka was such a badass and that's why no one liked her. 

Anyway, you don't need to know the details. So Daddy sent her to Miami. He actually bought her the whole city. And by bought, I do mean a nightclub and an apartment. But everyone at the nightclub called her the Princess of Miami because they were paid to do so as well as be her friend. Everyone was also required to have her at their weddings because Zoyechka was obsessed with being the center of attention.

Do you know who else is always needing to be the center of attention? You guessed it, MrKuku! So while Zoyechka was a bridesmaid and never a bride, Kuku was often crashing weddings he was never invited to. Because why not. Free food. Free drinks. Freeloader. It fits the bill. 

Picture it, the perfect summer wedding. On the beach, it was such a nice day. Zoyechka had one too many drinks and one too many drinks had Kuku. It was love at first drink. They danced and danced as many conversations bloomed around them. 

"Do you know who that is?" a woman in blue asked her friend in pink. 

"The Princess of Miami" the woman in pink answered. 

"How blessed we are to be in her presence." said the woman in blue.

In another part of the room another conversation.

"Can you even imagine how much this wedding costs?" said a man in a navy tux.

"I don't even want to think about it." said another man who smoked a cigar.

"I heard it was all paid for by the Princess of Miami." said the man in the navy.

"Ahhh"

"She pays for all the weddings in Miami. Trying to find a husband for herself."

"Seems to be working for her," said the man smoking a cigar, he said it sarcastically. "always a bridesmaid never a bride."

"Sure, sure, that may have been true in the past, but look who she is dancing with."

"Is that..."

One of the men grumbled. The other one went to get a drink. To be continued. 

Zoyechka chuckled to herself as she read the story.

Seems I have a fan club. Least it gets the creativity to the streets so I will take this as a win.

Amused, she carried on with her own business.

I was at that wedding and remember seeing ZoyechkaBelikov but don't remember seeing Kaboom 

Maybe I was too intoxicated also. It was a beautiful day but who wants to be a bride anyway, the couple didn't last long together as you know so why not be a bridesmaid. 

If you can afford to pay for a friends wedding then why not, you know you are doing something right if people are talking about you.