Mob News II

(September 10-17)

Welcome back to the second edition of Mob News II. Not that much happened last week. But, this week is a bit different. Important news from the 8 cities. Squishy comes out of his cage and talks. And, the 3^rd rounds of the Boxing Championships are underway.

Sin City:

It was a peaceful sunny day in Las Vegas where Chade, JimmyNapoli, Bjorn, and Andrew_Paxton meet at the Millennion's Millions casino. I had my reporter stand out of the casino because I knew there was something big when four CL’s meet up for a meeting. As for the most part. I didn’t quite know what was happening because like I said. My reporter was outside the casino waiting for the announcement to come forward. But, at the most I can say. The three CL’s: Jimmy, Bjorn, and Andrew were at the casino table playing when Mr. Chade walked in.

Chade begins talking I assume. Making a big ol’ speech like anybody would do when he’s been the act of a Godfather to them three for as long as I can remember with Canuckle by his side. Chade finnaly announces himself the Godfather of Las Vegas to the 3 CL’s of Las Vegas. Later Chade followed outside saying quote on quote:

“Today, I'm promoting myself leader of Sin City. Today, Vegas gets a new Godfather." – Chade

Mr. Squishy

Oh. How should I place this in the most understanding way as possible? It’s quite hard to make out what Squishy says. As, I was walking in the OOC street to get away from the boring streets this week. I found myself listening to Mr. Squishy. What was the king of the underground world talking about now? Who knows I said. After a minute or two listening. I portray the most easiest way to put this.

Starting at Sept 24^th at 23:59. The BG’s population will take a drastic plumage. The Squishy crew will bring down all BG’s that further more than the person who has the highest BG’s. That’ll be the cap. So whatever Roman I have to say has. That’ll be the cap. Nothing above it can be overachieved. The plan is that the cap limit will be extremely high because of Mr. Roman of course. But, overtime people will die and whoever has the highest BG will cap it. Being lower and lower. Damn. Hard to talk about this. Look at Mr. Squishy speech here: http://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/186646

Sports:

Sweeney – Believe it or not. We actually have some sports to talk about in the Mafia world. This week has to do with the Boxing Championships! So to leave it to the sports writer this week to my friend who I dropped kick several times. Mr. Hogan!

Well you know something brother we are going to take a highlight back at some of the best fights of the week and one of the greatest rivaliries in Mafia Boxing History! We will go over how some of your boxers faired and who is the current standing to win it all based on how they did their last fight.

Fight of the night

1.) Hogan Vs AlabamaWorley- There was no doubt about it. Everyone ranted and raged brother about this fight. All of detroit had the Godmothers back and all the Hulk-A-Maniacs took hogans side. This feud started way back brother when Alabama put hogan in the hospital for a week after their first fight. The hulkster promised redemption for all of the hulk-a-maniacs and that i got dudes! It was just a stand face to face kind of a fight brother. Both fighters traded shots and plenty of knockdowns. The final score was 19-18 for The Hulkster. This only sets the tone for the third fight between the two.

Knockout of the night

1.) Seamus_Constable vs Googlez - Seamus came out with a flurry of punches an probably ended the carrer of Googlez. The cute named man had not a chance in hell with the amount of cardio Seamus carried. It was like the man had multiple gas tanks brother! Seamus who claimed to have been training to fight and win the championchip since he was a kid has his eyes set upon the beauty that is Mafias Gold. Constable is ranked number one by the Mafia Boxing experts to take home the gold with the way he fights.

Worst fight of the night

1.) FiroProchainezo vs Caboose 1-3 an no this was not a knockout brother. The two fighters went all fifteen rounds prancing about waiting to counter. I dont even know how either of the two men won. I started to root for the refferee after the second round thats how bored i got. I saw the stands fall asleep in sheer boredom after the second round was done. All i know dude is that if Caboose wants to win the gold against someone like Constable, he will have to learn how to score on the judges cards.

Dream Match!

Seamus_Constable vs NickFury both with first round stoppages are a force to be recokned with. This, a fighters dream would only possibly be done if NickFury and Seamus win their next fight. Seamus has stunning cardio while Nick fury has impeccable defense. There is no doubt about it brother this is the fight everyone wants to see.

Next weeks top fights.

1.) Seams_Constable vs Domex Seamus is on everyones minds right now with how well he did his last fight dude! Infact Domex is not hated by the fans either as merchandise of Domex has been selling crazy! Domex-Mania is running wild as well man and many experts seem to be claiming that Domex will finish Seamus in the second round. Crazy as it is there is a hint of truth to this as Seamus has been staying up all night practicing his ballet routine with Cantelope_Antelope.

2.) Gallifrey vs Sweeney...Words can not say how important this fight will be for either of these men as Sweeney looks to take out teh Rhm of Chicago with his fists of danger. The young skateboarder promises to roll right over the Half-Pipe Gallifrey. Gallifrey has been reported putting Sweeney posters up around the streets of Sweeney wearing tights and lipstick. Sweeney claims this isnt him, we all know it is brother. This turns to the question as Sweeney has been in city to city is he really from San Fransisco? None the less the rampage in the streets with Gallifrey and Sweeney is huge from calling each other out to making fun of each other this fight is filled with bad bad bad blood and is most definitely one of the most important fights of the year.

3.) GrainneMhaol vs Hogan There is no doubt about it brother that I will be looking for revenge against the man who beat by brother Valium. He is the only other man who matched me in score but i will show all the Hulk-A-Maniacs that he is no where on my level brother. Grainne though a great and very skilled fighter toppled the fifth ranked best fighter of the tournament last week to earn the number two spot on the Mafia Boxing Top list. You know something brother, i wasnt even wanting to fight after i beat the Godmother but after you did what you did to Valium i will be on you like white on rice brother! Whatchya gonna do when Hulk-A-Mania runs wild on you!?

4.) Vincent_Toscani vs Axe The very focused, the very strange and deranged man that we call axe plans to "cut down" the body of vincent with multiple body shots. "His kidneys are weak," claims Axe. "This is how he almost lost his first fight." Axe very driven as a Rhm and dedicated to New York has one fear from Toscani, His motivation. Toscani, unlike other fighters is not fighting for himself, he is fighting for all his friends and family members in his city. He promises to rebuild schools and help the poor out if he wins. With a modern St. George roaming the ring who would dare oppose him.

Current Ranking

Not all the remaining fighters are in the Top Ten list only the top ten of the remaining fighters enter the list.

1. Axe only top five fighter ranked in the world that is remaining in current fight tournament.

2. Seamus_Constable

3. Nick Fury

4. LucaSenzafine

5. Southwillrise13

6. GrainneMahol

7. Hogan

8. Crank

9. Caboose

10. Vincent_Toscani

Mtn Dew Fund:

Oh yes. My yummy Mtn Dew. At my first issue the tributes would be used to give me more of my funny liquid drink I call Mtn Dew. After only one day of my paper being published. My Mnt Dew fund went through the roof! Capping in more than 1.7M! Here’s the results of the Tributes! I have said thanks to everyone who sends money for Mob News.

Tributes: 1,771,001

Tributers: JesseJames, Marionette, Caboose, Flank, JJones, Porosity, Jonny, T-Man, Blazerze, SexyBeast, Vico.

Now I only feel that can only get me 3 cases worth of Mtn Dew. So keep on sending in some money….or not….loser.

Good Bye:

(Insert Sweeney’s sad face here.) The worst time for me is to say Good Bye. Sadly no one reported my competition so Mr. Albert is still up in large. But, now besides my 500K going nowhere. It’ll go to a charity. The Nanny Syndicate charity to help Mrs. Doubtfire.  Also no one was interviewed this week. I’ll find someone to interview some week. If we have one we have one. If not. Then, oh well.

Special thanks to the city of Chicago of course. Mrs. Doubtfire. And, Hogan for writing the sports section!

Notice: If anyone is offended or sadden about something. Or, I just messed up something. Please report

Great newspaper Sweeney I`ll be looking forward to the next one.

A fantastic read, Sweeney.

Looking forward to a classic Mob News interview in the near future.

Good to see this paper back in the streets, while that no name C Chuckle continues to delay the installment of his next rag.

Inamorta shakes his head after reading.

Not being mean or anything mate, but you need a proofreader. Other than the multiple spelling/grammar errors per line, it was a good read. Good to see someone competing in the news business.

Ah Inamorta. I thank you for coming here and saying it was a great read. I really mean that. But, when I write on a typewriter and make a mistake I can't change it. So.....Oh well!

awesome!can't wait for the next mob news!:)

Btw, couldnt pp gal, his just too good. haha So i guess he loves me.

"Thank you for the supporting of Mr. Albert. He doesn’t love you."

:P

Sitting outside of his favorite coffee shop, Jimmy was sipping on a ice cold drink.. watching some tumbleweeds blow by as he shuffled a deck of cards from hand to hand.. dealing them to himself as quick as possible, face up counting the cards to practice his skills.. after finishing the deck he looked up and noticed a man placed a few papers on a stand by the light pole. He motioned to his bodyguard to get him a copy, pushing the deck of cards aside as he opens the paper.. reading page by page, especially noticing the part of the Vegas news..

Sweeney - what a pleasure it is to read this issue of your paper. Being a go getter in the industry with limited means and not a lot of resources can be hard.. but that is what makes our world so fun at times, and moves us forward in our quest to keep news current and entertain the mobsters while they are not out there committing crimes and selling drugs.

Keep up the good work and remember your hard work is noticed and appreciated by all of us who visit the streets.. with some shine and experience which comes with time running the paper, I hope to see it grow and continue!

Jimmy folds up the paper and goes back to dealing cards to himself waiting for the sun to go down to hit the casino for a night on the town..motioning for his assistant to deliver a envelope to Sweeney to help with you business venture

Sweeney.. I've known you for a looong ass time and I want to say that I compleeeetely hate your newspaper business and totally think that you should shutdown and retire and hide under a rock for the rest of eternity. Buuut, that kinda contradicts the fact that I enjoy reading your newspapers and think their an excellent read well done bro! ;D 

Castro sends a note to the accountant for him to personally visit Sweeney and his new business. 

Actually, I agree with Inamorta. I was having a really hard time reading and understanding what was going on.  I think your paper could become even better if you did have a proof reader !

Although you write on a typewriter, can you not type it up again ? And also, I'm confused as to what this Mtn Dew is? Is this some new fangled future invention? 

Ah Monet. We still need to hit the New York Business! And, I know I have a long history of being the one with poor grammer. How can I put it in a way....Oh well.

And, for the Mnt Dew. I'll show you in New York!

Sweeney smiles and punches Castro in the stomach skipping along. Yes SexyBeast. Mobsters can skip.

Hey now, I had a game plan and it worked, he prances about and to conserve energy I had to score hits so I came in through a few jabs and bounced out...I'm not here for entertainment but going against The Jester I promise more fireworks he is a toe to toe boxer...I promise a knock out.

Andre was sitting on the couch reading this and drinking his whiskey

Seaghan lifts the latest edition of Sweeney's Mob New's from a stand, he gives the newsagent 5¢ and takes a brief look at the front page before tucking the paper under his arm and walking away.