I TAKE MY RESPONSIBILITIES SERIOUSLY.

So it is that I am again appealing to you, the 99%, to help me, a leader of sorts, to write a newspaper to inform, entertain, and guide.

DO YOU HAVE MANY QUESTIONS?

I want to answer them!

We see some real oldtimers.  TheBeast, Goku, Prem, that other guy who's name I've forgotten.  Do we want to look into their lineages?  And what of their enemies?  Who are they?

And forgotten bigshots?  I'm thinking the oafish Grin, tough-guy Honesty-, verbose WhereWasI, and the ever close-to-retirement JamesBaxter.

Do we want to know more?

HAVE LORDIAN'S SHADY DEALINGS FINALLY BEEN FULLY EXPOSED?

I'd say: almost certainly.  But should we continue to investigate?  I think YES.

Have a look at THIS leaflet, fill it in, and send it back to me.  I pay well.

Roya was walking the streets and notices MrKuku speaking about his so called newspaper again, but apparently still unable to write it.

"MrKuku, it looks to me that your never ending blabbering about this newspaper was merely it. Just blabbering. Or masquerade for something else. Of course, i may be wrong, but it's been weeks since you "volunteered" for it and been given your chance and yet, you have acomplished nothing, apparently. Also, people are free to give suggestions but it seems to me that you want other people to do your job for you. If you didn't get any help til now, get your own ideas, write your own stuff, do what you can with what you have and perhaps, people will take more interest in helping you. If you're so capable as you always declared, i believe you won't have any problems doing it."

I can hardly keep it in my pants I'm so excited about this newspaper. As a solo endeavor you must be putting in real long hours trying to write and source all this by yourself. Anyone with half a brain knows how much work it must be; and who better to ask what they want to read than the consumers themselves! 

Wellerman quickly fills out the leaflet and hands it back to MrKuku.

This is a genius move. I am particularly interested in the letters to the editor. Those always offer some genuine and interesting insight. I can't wait to see what this first edition has in store. The boys back at the Rusty Anchor are patiently waiting for the first installment and couldn't be more excited to give it a read. 

Well, James-Coonan, the newspaper has been around for some time, and with VERIFIED Focus Groups.

I think it's the best newspaper of the last few weeks

Congratulations, TinyTim.  Remember to let your people blow off some steam, but keep an eye on it.

Boat drinks, brother.