Roya approached and listened what everyone had to say, then she lit a cigarette and sighed. 

"Jesus Christ, MrKuku. You spent $76.000.000,00 million dollars to "disencourage" people to publish a newspaper, something you've been unable to do for almost a month? Who are these people? If you're not full of shit, as usual, perhaps you should've let these people write their newspaper, because as mentioned before, you seem to be failing at it. 

Also this (nonexistant) paper should have informative stuff, as should have entertaining stuff. Are you sure people want to know about something that happened years ago and specifically to your lineage? Are you that egocentric? Also, its called NEWSpaper for a reason, it should have something NEW or at least RECENT.

Why don't you write about the recent dice competition? People seemed to have enjoyed it, i for one enjoyed it a lot. Why don't you write about the recent duel that ended up with a dead Giraffe? Why don't you advertise new business in our streets and help their owners gain more clients? Why don't you make a section introducing people that had just arrived in this world of ours, or reintroducing old people that recently returned? Their opinions on how things changed, perhaps? Why don't you make a section of lost & found, cointaining some kind of humor, perhaps even a joke section or one with new riddles every week, and the person who figures out the riddle, receive some kind of prize. Maybe interviews with proeminent leaders about their careers, about being leaders. Anything at all, anything that may bring joy to people!" Roya threw the cigarette and stepped on it.

"I never thought i would say this, but i'm actually missing when you and your lineage used to make up lies and come up with absurd theories about writing competitions, LincolnLawyer and LostBoy. You at least brought us something, be it annoyance, anger or laughter. Anything was better than seeing you groveling on the streets, asking for people to do your newspaper for you.

Unfortunately, you proven yourself completely useless."

Right now I'm trying to get leads on Grin/Kuku history and it seems they're terrifying everyone into silence

You’re boring me into silence, and what leads are you even attempting to look for? Why should we care? 
 

to your other question that tiny tim answered I will agree with him we are just as qualified as you.

Roya, could I interview you?

I did a consultation which focus-grouped what people want to read.  What they want to know about was the Grin/Kuku alliances.

Can you help?

"MrKuku i don't know anything about the Grin/Kuku alliance. I also don't know what good it would do if you interviewed me. What do you wanted me to talk about specifically? I think the only thing i could do is share my ideas and i have already done it, not that i would expect you to acknowledge any of them."

Roya, you've alleged that the Fareham bloodline wronged you in the past.  State your case.

I think we've all heard enough about Lincoln_Lawyer's disastrous foray into competitive writing, and his slapdash approach to prize awarding 

Fareham bloodline wronged you in the past.  State your case.

I find it funny that everyone has stated they want news and not a focus on your past to hype your self up, then the very next words out of your mouth are about your past. 
 

boo this man

Premeir, that wasn't what the focus group said.  Please try to pay attention.

Can you provide us some information on your focal group and when you’ve said something worth saying I’ll pay it attention 

A focal group would be a cohort of optometrists.  Please try to pay attention 

Now I further understand why you and the paper will continue to be a sad joke. 

Leon_IV.  Contact me via mail.  Moore also has information