Giraffe and I had been the best of friends for as long as I could remember. We played many games together, despite Giraffe being an extremely sub par gamer... We had always been inseparable until one fateful day when everything changed.

It all started when Speedo started to develop a nasty habit of mugging people on the street. I had always known that Giraffe was a bit of a troublemaker, but I never thought that he would go to such extremes. I pulled a playful joke on Speedo and pickpocketed him however, Speedo perceived the pickpocket as an attack on him and retaliated by mugging me.

I was furious, I demanded that Speedo face me in a duel, a fight to the death to prove who was the better man. Speedo with no hesitation agreed.

The day of the duel arrived, and a crowd had gathered to witness the spectacle .We stood across from each other, both with pistols in hand. We walked towards each other and went back to back, waiting for the duel to begin. We each took 5 steps away from each other and on the count of ten turned around and shot.

The battle was intense, with us both giving it our all. Neither of us were very good, with seven rounds passing before someone hit a shot. Farmsquad had taken a casualty, the giraffe was down.

The crowd was silent as I was crowned the champion of the duel. I felt no joy in my victory, only sorrow for what I had done. I had lost a friend in the most brutal way possible.

RIP, Speedo the DB.

"Damn." Kenny wipes away a tear. "I wish I had the strength to do what you did. My nephew MichaelRusso has challenged me to a duel three times for no good reason and I always decline. I could not face myself in the mirror the next day if I won and if I lost, I wouldn't be able to do it too, cause I'd be dead."

Rest in peace Giraffe

"Weeping alongside my Monkey friend he's very affected by the story too"..     *Calling Shrek to let him know of this terrible incident*

May the Lord rest Giraffe's soul in Peace.

-Amen

Giraffe went to the farm eh..? Heh'.

I'll always remember him standing taller than the rest. I'll never forget watching the duel go down, anxiously waiting to see which one of my friends would die. I attempted to defuse the situation, but it was already too late...

Aldo looks down at his drink for a few moments before looking back up.

He was a good earner, family member, and beloved member of Detroit.

He leaves behind his son, Speedo and his Wife, Hyven.

Rest In Peace.

Aldo raises his drink.

To Giraffe.

Polio was away on a business trip trying to secure a sock deal when he heard news of his family members taking matter into there own hands after a few fall outs.

Normally the duels ended in a water fight in and around The Dog Pound, he knew when he had the call from hyven, this was different!

Polio couldn't return to Detroit straight away as he was trying to decide which colour socks he needed to bring back and a lot was riding on his trip away but when he returned the mood in the city was a little sombre.

The deed was already done, Polio knew he couldn't do anything but he knew this type of action was likely to happen and was a show of strength from his duellers.

Polio addressed everyone in the streets

'Some very sad events have been happening of late within the city, we must stay united. I have respect for those willing to stand up for themselves but please leave the duels to water fights only!'

Polio opens a truck load of white socks and gets his hands MrDiabolik and Wilson to hand them out. 

'When duelling you MUST wear these socks, they are waterproof'