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| 47 Enterprises Chicago: State of the City | Started by: Mr_47 on Apr 22, '08 12:39 |
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*A completely bald man in a black suit, white shirt, and blood red tie walks to a podium in an auditorium full of the world's most notorious mobsters, criminals, mafioso, and heads of criminal empires.* Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. Also you, Catastrophe. Today, I address the state of this city we call... Line! *someone whispers "Chicago!"* ... ah, yes, Chicago. It has been awhile since 47 Enterprises was authorized in this fair city. Since then, we've seen the death of our patron, Don Cheezo, and the death of several other leaders of criminal organizations. We of 47 Enterprises would like to thank the brave solidiers who participated in this war. The war never neared Chicago, and indeed, by the time news of the war reached me, the battle was decided. So, again, we thank the leaders and members of those crews who fought against the threat that day. As such, I would like to offer our friendship and support to the remaining criminal organizations. I remain allied with the new Army of the Cheese, led by Deviant, and his benefactor, jongott1. We served together in the Cheese Army and I hope to continue cooperating with them so that our crews may continue to prosper. As for my crew members, they are held to a strict standard. Several have already incurred my wrath for their behavior. If anyone has a problem with a member of 47 Enterprises, you have my word that it will be dealt with. I will not tolerate dissention in the ranks of 47 Enterprises. 47 Enterprises exists to promote the well-being of its members, as well as Street growth and Business prosperity. Members are encouraged to be vocal on the streets and to start their own businesses in Chicago's business district. We are dedicated to the training and socialization of all newcomers to this life of crime. We welcome all comers to join us in our efforts. *A voice whispers, "Sir, the microphone is still off! They didn't hear you!"* *The microphone hums to life.* To hell with it, I'm not saying it again. Goodnight, folks. |
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Luckily sitting in the front row I heared the speech, I stand up to applaud "Great Sir, seeing someone who's putting in some effort and having some plans for the future makes me happy. I'm looking forward to see how the 47 Enterprises will grow by the time and if they can improve the windy city. Well done Mr. 47." I sit back down onto my seat |
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| Reply by: Salvatore-Licata at Apr 22, '08 13:21 | |
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JB heard everything his boss said and stands up Everything he speaks is the truth. He isn't just talk he will kill if he feels the need! |
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| Reply by: JakeBarrow at Apr 22, '08 13:35 | |
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*walks in late, per usual* I don't know what he said, but I bet there was a dig in there at me. One day old man, I'll give you yours. *shakes his fist at the empty stage, accidentally popping himself in the mouth* |
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| Reply by: Catastrophe at Apr 22, '08 18:33 | |
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*offer Catastrophe his handkerchief* Jeez, better you than me. Wait, why are you here at the empty stage? Let's go grab a bite and a drink. *Looks up the street to see if there are any good joints to hang their hats* |
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| Reply by: The_Red_Narc at Apr 22, '08 19:03 | |
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| Ahem 47. I do have a problem with someone in your crew. It is you!!! You borrowed my favorite sex midget, and took her to your new HQ. I would like her back sir!! | |
| Reply by: Amsterdam at Apr 22, '08 19:56 | |
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Briguile arises from behind the bar... He sees Amsterdam and takes it upon him self to walk behind him punch him in the gut and finally sneers: "Amsterdam if Mr_47 has your midget it is because the midget wants Mr_47 to have him" |
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| Reply by: Briguile at Apr 23, '08 15:47 | |
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*47 watches Amsterdam struggle to catch his breath.* We are not amused. You forget I have minions, I mean employees now. Incidently, I don't have the midget. Three things I fear: Clowns, midgets, and bees. You might want to ask Deviant about the little person, though. He is, as they say, deviant. |
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| Reply by: Mr_47 at Apr 23, '08 15:55 | |
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JB Watches amsterdamn catch his breath, then emerges from behind Mr.47,pulls somethin from his pocket,slides it on to his knuckles,starts to run towards amsterdamn and lands a punch to his nose, as he stumbles backwards he lands aother to his kidney and kicks him to the floor. Dont fuck! |
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| Reply by: JakeBarrow at Apr 23, '08 16:12 | |
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"A fear of clowns you say?" Looks inside Mr_47's HQ to see a Killer_Clown. "Is he some kind of therapy?" Remembers the midget Mr_47 "doesn't have". "Hmmm...." |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at Apr 23, '08 16:13 | |
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| You laugh, I can't even talk to the guy. My RHM has to. I can't even look at him. | |
| Reply by: Mr_47 at Apr 23, '08 16:53 | |
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Once again Briguile sees someone disrespecting Mr_47 however unlike Amsterdam Briguile walks over to _Rhuarc_ and asks: "Well _Rhuarc_ you look parched can I get you a drink?" _Rhuarc_ nods yes to the drink offer. Briguile walks over to the bar and returns with an empty bottle of bathtub gin. Smiling at _Rhuarc_ he happily exclaims: Here you go. while smashing the bottle of _Rhuarc_'s head |
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| Reply by: Briguile at Apr 23, '08 17:40 | |
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JB here's the smashing and turns around to make sure Mr.47 was ok. He was and noticed a man was lying unconscious on the floor, JB headed over to the payphone, typed in the number and said the words 'Clean up team, The Club ASAP' Oi, B carm down with the beatings fuck sake, i can only get so many clean up teams out here With that JB, picked up the stool he was sitting on, walked over to the man on the floor, turned the stool upside down and slammed the round bit on to the mans face. Then repeately slammed it into his right knee. If we going to get them out, might make it worth there while ;) |
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| Reply by: JakeBarrow at Apr 23, '08 17:53 | |
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I was offered a drink by an extremely short individual, who then decided to jump up, reaching full stretch to smash a bottle on my head! "47! One of your midgets just bottled me!!" |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at Apr 23, '08 17:53 | |
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| Yeah one of the midgets bottled you though I think it is more embarassing for you what with having a midget get this best of you and all. so it seems like you need midget combat training is what Briguile said with a creepy smile across his face. | |
| Reply by: Briguile at Apr 23, '08 17:56 | |
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| Walks off to sign up to Deviant's "Midget Massacre" class. | |
| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at Apr 24, '08 02:46 | |
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| Clowns, midgets, what the hell? It's like I'm running a damned circus. I don't even remember how the hell I became associated with midgets in the first place. | |
| Reply by: Mr_47 at Apr 24, '08 05:06 | |
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"I was informed of your "fetishes" from the late Kerney and Serafina_Pekkala when we were in the same sub-crew." Hmmm... Is it a coincidence that the two people, both Consigs, who used to joke about this ended up dead? "Um, sorry 47, won't mention them again." |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at Apr 24, '08 05:11 | |
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| Maybe coincidence but since 47 left theres not a midget to be seen in the hq. Guess we got all those tiny pool tables for nothing.. | |
| Reply by: Major_Jerkovski at Apr 24, '08 07:09 | |
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| The tiny pool tables were for all those illigitimate children from Zephyr. As for the mysterious deaths of the other two... no comment. | |
| Reply by: Mr_47 at Apr 24, '08 08:47 | |
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