( For a task but I'd still like to know ) :D

met my partner in school and we have been together ever since 20years, we had a kid at 17 so not had to many dates but they have never been bad 

I dont know if this configures as a date but: Years ago after breaking up with my spouse i was a wreck, so (i dont know the hell why) decided to make a tinder and hook up with a guy. Met a nice guy and we decided to have lunch together, we ended up in a motel and we were almost naked, i touched him and found nothing. I guess my shocked face was enough for him to realize that i didnt knew he was trans. I was so embarrassed. But it all worked well in the end, hehe.

I'm what you grandpas call a young buck so  I don't have much to go off of, but I do have one for sure. It was in high school during homecoming and a friend of mine invited me to go with her and her bf, but it turned out that she set me up on a blind date. I was cool with it, I guess, but the girl was really awkward. I thought "Maybe it was just the jitters of homecoming and all that", I couldn't have been more wrong. After that, I decided to let her off easily. But yeah, I'm definitely not going on a blind date again, especially during a big event like homecoming lol.

I went to this chick's apartment and had an awkward conversation on the couch. I smelled dinner but there was none for me. I had snacked before hand because we didn't actually agree on dinner, however inviting me over during what would normally be dinner time had be 50/50 on whether I should eat or not. Also, it wasn't clear whether this was a dick appointment or not. I went in with an open mind.

Anyway, she ends up slipper sliding on my pole because it was her time of the month. Overall, 9/10. 

There was one time when I went on a date and got arrested because of a bad headlight and a bench warrant...that was a thing.  We laughed about it all later, but it kinda put a damper on my momentum for the night.

I once had a date with a delightful woman I’d been chatting to on the internet. We arranged to meet and have coffee. When she arrived she was at least sixty kilos larger than anticipated. Now I am not one for unkind physical discrimination, however it caught me by surprise. She remained as entertaining conversationally so the coffee was a pleasant experience but I couldn’t fake my new found sense of physical incompatibility. I enjoyed the rest of our conversation but declined the offer of a home visit. 

A few years ago I was in between boyfriends and was dating around, looking for Mr. Right (which was a naive quest, I know now) but my go to place to meet them was at the Guiness Brewery nearby. Two dates went horribly wrong. First one we literally had nothing to talk about. Sat there looking at each other for 2 hours sipping our beers. The second one we actually had a conversation but I was so naive and nervous I didn't end up kissing him at the end of the night, probably a good thing, and he never messaged me.

More recently I've had these fantastic connections with guys but they end up ghosting me... *shrug* Not sure what I do wrong hahahaha We're up to 3 in a month sooooo idk man....

Worst date where I am at fault, was nervous getting ready to look right and turning up an hour late t the restaurant and then dealing with he little digs til I just said, screw it, I'm not worth it and left.

Worst date with someone else's fault, they went to the wrong place ad then decided was too much to go from there to where I was.   Canceled reservations to meet in the middle, so short distance for both, but she was scruffy, smelly, and not talking gym sweat smell, or work day smelly, not bath for weeks smelly more like this was her making an effort.  She swore at people passing us and threatened others, but let's just say it got cut short, and she thought was going well.

Wow it's crazy, I know i had some but can't think of any right now. Maybe blocked out the bad memories? Have to look on the bright side

for me was when i first tried internet dating, got matched by POF and we got chatting, she suggested dinner and movie to which i agreed with.

I picked her up and took her 30 miles to the nearest cinema, we had dinner and watched the movie but the entire time i kept trying to start a conversation but she would dead end it, every time!

Thankfully just as we were about to leave my mate messaged saying he was 'in town want to meet up for a beer?' 

Dropped her off and went, never to see or hear from her again.

Another one was again out for dinner and a movie, we talked about a lot and was going well...so i thought, she ended the night by apologizing to me and admitted she was pregnant and getting back with her ex.....oh!

Once I went out with a human female and she was super into me because at that time I was playing as Linebacker and additionally did Krav Maga few times a week, plus biking to the trainings, she liked most of it, everything about it. I never presented myself that way but she had a image of be being God forbid a "bad boy" because I was playing and doing all that. And during the date, we talked about football, and other things and the subject of cooking came up and I said that I am a great cook, because I started living alone early on, bla bla, cooking and cleaning of the flat (WHERE I LIVED BTW, so I was cleaning for myself not to live as a pig) and you could hear her vagina dry out and howl like sandstorm in Gobi desert, basically, she hated everything about it and considered unmanly or whatever and we never went out again XD