SO LONG DETROIT!  HELLO TO TINYTIM!

It started with a co-ordinated hail of death bullets and ended with a good day for those of us with investments in funeral directors.

KAPOW, KABOOM!

And that was Detroit.  Gone.  To be fair and respectful to all who dived and died there, Detroit remained, in many people's minds' eye, a city of Mafia Basketball.

But we still don't know the WHY.  The HOW was the killings, and the when was when they died.  WHO?  Check the obituaries of the newspapers.

BUT WHAT NOW?

Well, TinyTim is heading up his own crew, and that makes me happy for him, and for this world.  Tim is a good man, a thorough man.  A man with historical lineages in Detroit.

Elsewhere, debate is raging about an experimental city.  What do we think?  I think it's a great idea, and that I'd love to lead a small crew to victory.  

Duchess still hasn't found who he's looking for, but slowly, surely, the newspaper trade is making headway.  We have another focus group on the horizon.

Thank you friends.

All hail TinyTim! If we can all agree on one thing and one thing only, it's that there's no one smaller for the job. 

I'd like to interview TinyTim and his RHM Duchess, right here, right now.

What do you say, folks? 

TinyTim - when did your lineage work at a leadership level?

TELL us about your RHM, Duchess and their lineage please 

MrKuku, my lineage has found itself at leadership level at every turn. How about yours? 

My RHM or my "first lady" - as I have decided to call her right this second and for the rest of time - has had no lineage, as I created her by accident in a laboratory approximately 55 days ago. She is the result of a chemical spillage and dodgy electrical cabling at a funeral directors in some sort of twisted Frankenstein story.

But she is classy, she is sexy, she is a fucking DUCHESS! I heard she can whistle the alphabet backwards with her anus. 

I'm as beautiful as my origin story suggests, a perfect specimen crafted through science and magic. Though parts of my anatomy fall off with some regularity, they are easily re-attachable. So, as far as my lineage here, it runs short. I'm no criminal. I don't even know what a mafia is.