Easiest money ever made.

I'm saddened by the lack of wit, innovation, community bonding and uplifting posters in the street.

Saddened and bereft of sartircal hope.

The one who can lift me out of said melancholy with a publication (in the street forum only) that makes me genuinely laugh out loud whilst being game related, will receive $1million.

don't ask for guidelines, rules or clues.

just make me the fuck laugh.

away you go then.

I'll add 500k to the pot and leave fluffy to decide on the winner :)

I'm putting a deadline of Monday on this too.

Come on guys, there must be a budding 'backyardabortionist' out there somewhere!

I LOVE COWS!

The Streets, Sweeney, the Streets.

....I just wanted to express my opinion on the Farm Animals of America. The FAA.... (Insert Sad Face)

Goody.

LOL joey

Looks like this really picked up, I'm kidding, of course. It sucked... and you know why it did? You know why? Because you used far too many big words. It's the bane of the normal man, you think any hoity toity gentleman is going to have the wit of the normal man? No, good sir. I think the lobster bisque and hors d'oeuvre's have gotten to your head. I mean this with the utmost respect, of course. I'd never want to step on anyone's finely manicured toes.

I wish you all the best in finding someone.

You know what, just to help you out I'll make a thread, you asked for it after-all.

(in the spoonie luv voice)  "bye bye tootsie roll foot boi"

all i can say is whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?

Hmm? Lol

most things arent funny on text but .. "Queefs" always seem to get me, its quite an amazing word if you think about it.

loving Queefs (not literally)

i'm also fond of 'klunge'

Monkey out.

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its little nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

this came out of no where... "i can't sleep naked cos im afraid spiders will crawl into my vagina". (:

Why do you people post jokes here?

"just make me the fuck laugh." thats the reason Joey. (: