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The Colonel Butcher Shop Started by: Colonel_Ives on May 11, '23 00:46

It has been a few days since Colonel_Ives arrived in Detroit. He was used to doing his gruesome work in secluded bucolic places, where travellers passed by during the winter in seek for their fortunes, only to end up being slaughtered and cooked for dinner. So he was still learning how to not draw attention when feeding, in this new chaotic and busy world that was Detroit.

One of his objectives was drawing and manipulating people into his way of life, which was eating human meat. He learned he couldn't do this the old fashioned way, by sticking a huge knife in someone's gut and saying "Eat to regain your strenght or die". He needed an easier, fast and discreet way.

So he decided to open a butchery shop. All the meat being human and carefully disguised as cow's meats. He bought a shop and filled it with refrigerators and a big counter where he could expose the fresh meats, he found a good supplier, someone who could bring the family's enemies bodies very quick, so they were all fresh. And payed street kids to distribute the flyers around town. They said:

The Colonel Butcher Shop

Fresh meats everyday

All you need for your BBQ

The best meats in town

$$$ Bring this flyer and get a discount!! $$$

He liked to do the "dirty" work himself. He skinned, gutted and chopped the bodies into its respective cuts and pieces. By looking at it, nobody would know it was human, it was even better looking than an animal's one. He put some price tags up.

Chuck - good for stews and ground beef $0.80

Ribs $0.50

Short loin - tenderloin, t-bone and porterhouse steaks $0.50

Sirloin steaks $0.60

Rump - good for stews and ground beef $0.40

Round - for stews and oven roasts $0.35

Brisket - good for BBQs $0.40

Shank - good for ground beef and chili $0.20

Plate - short ribs and stew $0.30

Heart $0.40

Tripe $0.15

Liver $0.20

For those unawares, someone that consumes human flesh is cursed with an unsatiable craving, but gains strenght and some other powers. He couldn't wait to spread human flesh addiction in all Detroit. He just needed to remember not to sell any of his meats to enemies.

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Marston stepped into the bustling streets of Detroit, and searched for a suitable place to order provisions for a large celebration. He noticed a new butcher's shop on his travels called the Colonel Butcher Shop, and as he had been handed a discount flyer he decided to take a look. Entering the shop, he was greeted by the aroma of fresh meat and a friendly butcher behind the counter. 

He approached the counter, and tried to work out the amount of meat he required. The butcher, a made man from Chicago, recognizing the significance of the occasion, eagerly assisted John in selecting the finest cuts for the celebration.

John left the details for the butcher to work out, and finalised his order with confidence that Colonel’s would deliver everything he required.

“Please could you deliver to this address, around 5pm this evening?”

He handed Colonel_Ives a card, and headed out to find a provider of drinks...

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A caring dog owner named James Dutton made it his priority to find only premium quality food for his two faithful dogs. He stumbled upon 'The Colonel Butcher Shop' known for their incredible selection of meats which intrigued him enough to pay a visit one day. 

As soon as he entered this well kept establishment, neatly arranged counters showcasing richly coloured variety cuts on display caught James’ eye which made him excited about exploring more inside their store. 
  
The friendly shopkeeper cheerfully greeted Mr. Dutton welcoming him warmly before inquiring how he could assist in finding suitable pet food options for James' beloved canine companions. 
  
Expressing gratitude towards having met such an obliging individual who took time showing various cuts appropriate for pet consumption with such professionalism and finesse James walked away with high quality meat packages that would keep his furry creatures happy and healthy. 

Although unaware of any potential risks lurking behind the veil of The Colonel Butcher Shop, James felt contented with the shops services and continued to select only top notch food options for his furry friends from there.

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