How many newspapers does it take to expunge a bad reputation?  How many successful competitions brought to a non-fatal conclusion before someone is trusted?

I set up the Commission, and ran it.  First among equals.  Our reputation speaks for itself.

And yet I'm kicked out?  I'm a gangster not allowed a gun, and a Competition Commission Chairman not allowed the Chair the damned Competition Commission.

I've got Colonel Ives and that moron Collins running their own contests all over and town, and I get in trouble for simply awarding prizes to non-entrants.

No, not on.

So I've set up on my own.  I won't kill anyone, and I just want to run my competitions in peace.

"Dear mr Kuku, I am still awaiting my prizes for my amazing recollectiong of my great great grandfatehr, shooting himself on valentines day. When can I expect this payment? And you better invite me to every new competition you hold henceforth or I will not, I repeat, will NOT be impressed. "

He gives the man a nod.

Fenton, survive a duel with me and you can have your prizes.

"Well I do say mr Kuku, that is a very defensive way to go about paying your dues. Shame on you! I was going to wish you congratulations on your amazing feat of becoming your stand alone organisation, but now, pft no chance on any congratulatory remarks from me."

Fenton sighs, he was just a broke ho.

I see that the first contest entrant has been killed.  What's Wellerman got to say about this?

May 26, 20:23:02

MrKuku has issued a challenge to duel to you. You will shoot at the same time as MrKuku. Click here to accept or decline the duel.

"MrKuku, i shall not get into your shenanigans anymore. Please, stop contacting me and bringing shame upon you and your family, this is absurd."

You will answer for your crimes against competitions! The Competition Commission will not rest until you have been removed from power!

"It appears you don't even have a family anymore. Running amok killing innocent people, you really lost it."

Colonel_Ives, I'm a CL.  I have an HQ.  I'd duel you, you coward, but you're TOO SCARED.

"What are we witnessing here, a power struggle internal to the Competition Commission's organisational structure? Has the tyranny of the as of yet unidentified leader of the Competition Commission caused MrKuku to rebel and form his own splinter-faction out of the Competition Commission? Or is MrKuku trying to absorb the position of Competition Commission Chairman for himself?"

"Where does Wellerman stand in the ranks of the Competition Commission, is he the Competition Commission Mailman? (a highly prestigious ceremonial title of honour I might add)"

I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS.