Do you have any proof of this JackMonroe? 

I haven't seen a single document from the Competition Commission showing any culpability for the CC War. There are people who still doubt the Competition Commission's existence, but you are alleging they were behind one of the biggest takedowns in recent memory? 

Seems unlikely to me, Jack. 

Georgette had been walking with the colleagues that she had met in the previous days of work and stopped and waved across the pond. "Look!" she said, still waving in the enthusiastic manner that she found unbecoming, but the people of these shores seemed to do constantly. Seemed extremely exhausting. 

"They're the Americans I was telling you about."  Georgette arrived from the other side of the pond, closer to the scene where the conversation flowed, and polite discourse was being had in a rather gentlemanly and gentlelady way. Georgette approved of these types of discussions, as it was the proper way in which civilized people behaved. 

Not one to hold back, nor shy away in the face of adversity (Not that any existed for wealthy rich British genteel) she deftly reached into her pocketbook and pulled out the business cards that she had printed up earlier this week. 

Georgette Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax family of Charborough

T.C.C.I.M.F.A.D.R.C.C.I - FTSSH

The Competition Commission International Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Diplomatic Relations Chief Chancellor's Intern

(For the summer school holidays)

"Feel free to call me by my given name, Georgette though," Georgette said as the cards were handed around and she waited with delight for the remarks regarding her font choices and how clever she must be as a young woman to secure such a prestigious position in the United Kingdom of Great Britain's  Competition Commission International Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Diplomatic Relations. 

"Sorry, what were we discussing?" Georgette asked after a moment, "I am most certain that the Chief Chancellor of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Diplomatic Relations would be interested in hearing about it and perhaps providing a unique insight through the eyes of the greatest nation on earth, Great Britain." 

Thank you for coming so soon Georgette. I was beginning to worry the boys over in the Euro League weren't sending someone. As Wellerman spoke the small business card continued unfurling. 

I see the Competition Commission International Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Diplomatic Relations Chief Chancellor has finally taken notice of our budding industry here in the States. Ah were just discuss a recent dust-up between the cities, I can assure you that the Competition Commission was not involved in anyway. 

The war was planned because (and people who actually were in the know, understood this), GM Quiet and GF Alucard decided 1 year of service was enough for them. They wanted to go out shooting. Mrkuku was again, as always, irrelevant and at no time did we consult the Competition Commission about the war. So, once again, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Sure, Mrkuku was making good on the $80 million debt by paying only $3 million in 6 weeks, that I had to keep reminding him to pay. Seriously, $500k a week shouldn't be that hard to come up with for a guy who was giving away millions for non entrants in his writing competitions. I generously offered to accept $50 million from Mrkuku and call the debt paid, but no, he had to go shoot one of my members instead. Poor, silly, little kuku, will he never learn?

TheBeast I have very clearly stated several times that the Competition Commission was not involved in the recent Competition Commission War. 

Also not to speak ill of the dead, but MrKuku was in dire financial straits. The Competition Commission was assessing him massive fines behind the scenes for his numerous misgivings. In total he paid over $160 million in fines and fees to the Competition Commission directly. 

It was a true shame that he wasn't able to complete paying you back. He always said he wanted to right the wrong of generations past. I guess some people truly don't learn. The Competition Commission has decided to use this $160 million for a community project in the future, possibly in partnership with Competition Commission International. 

We will also be accepting additional donations if you'd like to contribute. 

Of course Wellerman, I was merely making a point to Jack. As far as MrKuku "righting wrongs" have a look at this.

To: TheBeast
From: Billy-Costigan
Sent: May 27, '23 00:55
Subject: whisper

Eighty million reasons for your death son. Your boss is a prick

 

That was the whisper.

Wellerman, isn't there an argument that the Competition Commission war was indeed directly related to the Competition Commission because MrKuku, under desperate finance pressure from the CC and TheBeast, ended up going mad and shooting two rich mobsters out of envy? 

TheBeast, Potential hot take: what if MrKuku didn't shoot Billy and someone tried to frame him for it with the implicating 80 million dollar whisper?

What if MrKuku truly did want to run a peaceful-yet-militant wing of the competition, but one of the many people holding a grudge against the man got him wrongfully implicated in a shooty-accident?

Think of it.

Interesting "hot take" but, I know different.

To: TheBeast
From: quiet
Sent: May 27, '23 00:49
Subject: Billy Costagan

Kuku killed him lol
To: quiet
From: TheBeast
Sent: May 26, '23 23:11
Subject: Billy Costagan

***Mass Mail to all Upper Structures***
Hello friends, One of my members was shot and killed, If you or your members have the w/s for Billy_Costigan Please send it up.

TY TheBeast

To: TheBeast
From: ContestCommissioner
Sent: May 26, '23 23:43
Subject:

Mrakuki killed. MrKuku killed Billy.  Fenton saw it

Well, I supposed that's a busted theory then.

Something just tells me there's more to this than meets then eye. I'm putting my journalists on the case.

I think we all need a new Competition Commission. Enough is enough.

Harold you might be onto something. I know for a fact that correspondences such as the ones we saw earlier can be faked. Now I'm no expert but without an expert handwriting analysis we just can't know for sure if these are legitimate or not.

JackMonroe are you saying that the Competition Commission and TheBeast should eb held liable for the damages done by MrKuku? What happened to personal liability? The deeper we dig into this the more confusion and doubt we are uncovering. 

I think the only reasonable thing to do would be to start a Competition Commission Committee to discuss the events in details. I would like to elect Harold to the committee as lead researcher. We will hold open auditions for the remaining spots on the committee. Feel free to submit your entry for judgment right here. We will all judge your merits and then determine if we think you are well situated for the job. 

JackMonroe, so what you're saying is that you confess that MrKuku did self destruct over owing money? That was exactly what I was claiming from the beginning. Once again as the wise Wellerman already stated, this was not the competition commission war. This rightfully so, was called "The Armageddon war", if you wanted to know. 

Wellerman, how could I be libel for Mrkukus actions when first, he agreed to pay and then defaulted on his payments, and second, he shot my crew member? I think Jack has been smoking some of the drugs he was supposed to be selling, if he thinks that. I look forward to the report of the newly formed CCC to investigate this situation objectively make a ruling. 

I think I've provided enough evidence to prove JackMonroe is a liar and a fraud. I don't think anyone in this thing of ours has any reason to believe him about anything he says in the future. Furthermore, anyone who would defend this person, who proved he is of low moral character, should be ignored as well. As such I don't see any reason to respond to any of his or his defenders henceforth. 

Georgette nodded along, struggling with the speed in which Americas spoke around her. Missives where handed out, and as the lowly intern, she was ignored outside of the quick aside with Wellerman. Snatching one of the papers from the ground she scanned over it, a smile growing on her face.

"Well this seems like an opportunity for The Competition Commission International Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Diplomatic Relations to get involved as well, thankfully, we have a completely open diary and are available for collaborating collectively within the confines of the Competition Commission and the Competition Commission's Committee and the rules, regulations and requirements they set forth to us." Georgette said to them all. 

Explosion after listening to Georgette speak, utters short but heartfelt words.

- Boom! Pow! Crash! Wham! Smash! Zap! Ooops! Wow! Bang! Kaboom!!!

Georgette we are looking forward to your contributions. As you can see here we are still working out some details on the legitimacy of JackMonroe. 

So the real question here is: WHO IS TO BLAME? 

Were the massive fines and debts levied by TheBeast and the Competition Commission what caused MrKuku to go on the attack? Is JackMonroe a liar and fraud, or just misunderstood? Will The Competition Commission International Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Diplomatic Relations try to oust the Competition Commission Committee and install their own Leader of the Streets? 

I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS

All of this Competition Commission stuff is ridiculous. Why even would there be a "Competition Commission" and why is everyone saying they played some part in this war? It doesn't make any sense. In fact, I'm actually starting to think you're just making it up as you go along.

I don't think so, ImportantBusinessman, there's too much tangible infrastructure here to write off the Competition Commission as a figment of the imagination. After I mugged you earlier, I wrote in to the organization to inquire if there were any mugging competitions taking place and I was swiftly received by a customer support representative who informed me that unfortunately there were not. Customer support doesn't just grow on trees. They're people. Unless people have started to grow on trees, and those trees were further specified into nurturing professions (which is a social construct, so I don't see how that would even be possible), there must be something there. 

I'm an ImportantBusinessman, ClamTubularagula. If I was mugged I would tell the police and help them to catch the perpetrators, assuming they weren't already aware of any such incident having taken place, which they would be due to, if nothing else, the local media shitstorm that would ensue. You wouldn't just be able to lay your hands on me - that is nearly as preposterous as the premise of a mugging competition. Why would anyone want to compete in being mugged? That sounds like something brewed in mind of a maniac. And, being honest, probably an overweight one at that.