I come to these Streets to do what I can to prevent an outrage.  It is no secret that Chade has made many enemies - and these enemies populate many cities.  But it has come to our attention that Chade will shortly be attacking SL, using a conversation in a coffeeshop as a spurious defence.  Let there be no mistake; Chade is wanting to flex his newly found Godfatherly muscles to attack a smaller and weaker rival.  It is up to the other cities, as a community, to act together to prevent this outrage.  I have friends and colleagues in Las Vegas who let me know about what is brewing in LV - they don't want to see their friends in SL murdered to sate the bloodlust of a freshly annointed Godfather.  

 
As is fairly widely known, I represent a group of people who have been attacking Chade's people for some time.  I am going to break with our tradition of not revealing where we are based and state that whilst we have operatives within SL, SL have at no time offered us any encouragement - the opposite is the case.  And, for the record, we have as many operatives within Las Vegas - watchdogs, if you will, men and women dedicated to preventing outrages.  And this is an outrage that needs prevented.
 
-Premeir, Roman and (to a lesser degree) Worley; you can stop this before it starts.  Leave SL alone - they are a self contained city, they are not violent and they are no threat.  Please pressure LV into leaving them well alone.  Or, at the very least, do not help them in their murderous ways.
 
Friends, let us pull together to prevent a mass killing

 We hear that JimmyNapoli, Flowah and DanielVenzeti are escaping Las Vegas to set up a new home in Los Angeles.  To little too late.  Once you have been tarred with the paranoia that is endemic in Las Vegas it can never be shaken off.  You may soon have a separate city but you will always have the stain of Las Vegas upon your hands.

Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, then 'tis time to do't.—Hell is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our pow'r to accompt?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?

Rest well the victims of the current Las Vegas Scourge the time for laughing draws near.

Well at least you didn't fail this time.

I beg to differ, Whiskey.

He's failed to grasp some basic principles of how this thing of ours works, but this is no surprise.

He's failed to get the first clue on what's actually happening outside his little fantasy world, and he's failed, once again, to convince anyone that he's any more than an attention seeking fuckwit.

Flips his half smoked cigarette down

I dont know if maybe its just me, but last time I checked this thing of ours had this code of silence to where we didnt speak about such things openly. Perhaps maybe you do your businesss in the dark?

speak up!

we cant hear you speaking twice...

Sweeney walks around in the streets irritated that he keeps hearing this same speech. We get it. Nothing is going to happen. Thank you for the in-dept though.

Sweeney goes skipping off to SexyBeast HQ to go annoy him.

Whilst walking back from the brothel with a joint in hand Dannyweed notices a small statured man enciting paranoia for his city. 

"This guy realy knows how to spin a story, wonder who's back pocket he's in" he says to another spectator

Some have opined that I am of limited height and that I could, in fact, fit in a back pocket.  But to those people, I have only this to say; get on your rollerskates and back right off!  Back right off!  Work in a pet shop for all that I care.  Anyway..  To business.  LV have rightly realised that attacking SL isn't a good idea.  Our friends on their coffeeshop have reported that a few rallying messages have been circulated and that the LV powers-that-be have decided to live to be paranoid for another day.  They will be setting up elsewhere soon enough and don't have the manpower for a war, even one that they would win reasonably easily.

There it is guys!

Everyone feel free to fabricate stories, it's free reign from here on out Kuku broke the ice

So, Whiskey, can you confirm or deny that there have been talks within Las Vegas about attacking SL?  Can you confirm or deny that LV are considering setting up in LA?

So kuku, can you confirm or deny that you never do anything at all, besides die and make yourself look worse.

Remember that time you were given a chance for a clean start and your father lasted a week before fucking up

-Premeir, you have nothing to add to this.  This is about Las Vegas; it's not about you *all the time*, you attention whore, now go away.

Whiskey, I repeat, can you confirm or deny that there have been talks within Las Vegas about attacking SL?  Can you confirm or deny that LV are considering setting up in LA?

I'd like to know the answer to Godfather -Premeir's question as well

And as far as it goes for you. I enjoy your rants but why would I ever speak of anything of importance to you.

Also, -Premeir, he lasted 9 days before being HQ'd - get your facts right, otherwise you just looked a lot stupider than usual.  And you still haven't corrected the spelling in your tattoos.  Fool.  And Whiskey, looking for the leak?  Feeling a bit embarrassed?  You're the most laughed at Hand in the most despised city in this thing.  Enjoy :)

To be fair Kuku, you were the one who gave him attention by putting his name, thus involving him in this thread.

"otherwise you just looked a lot stupider than usual"

Ironic.

I know it isn't always a bout me, just most of the time. Whiskey is a well respected hand that i have done business with quite a bit, his city has also been quite upstanding in my business with them.

If anyone is laughed at or hated, it would be your family line, and your girlfriends family line.

Kuku if you had but one single grain of intelligence you would know that Godfather Premeir's tattoo is meant to be misspelled, that's kinda the point of it. Fool.

From: Whiskey Sent: Sep 27, '11 23:49 Subject: #Streets ***Mass Mail*** Hey guys just a notice to leave Kuku's thread alone as he is just stirring up trouble. Have a great night! Whiskey, no doubt on instructions from his BFF -Premeir, is ruthlessly supressing his member's rights to free speech. Pathetic. Whilst your members may not comment on the Streets, they do contact me with your inane missives. -Premeir - you didn't view LV as so outstanding etc when you considered levelling the city not so long ago, did you? Why let go of a cash cow? Anyway, SL is still standing - it's safetly testament to what information and words can do.

From: Whiskey

Sent: Sep 27, '11 23:49

Subject: #Streets


***Mass Mail***

Hey guys just a notice to leave Kuku's thread alone as he is just stirring up trouble.

Have a great night!

Whiskey, no doubt on instructions from his BFF -Premeir, is ruthlessly supressing his member's rights to free speech. Pathetic. Whilst your members may not comment on the Streets, they do contact me with your inane missives.

-Premeir - you didn't view LV as so outstanding etc when you considered levelling the city not so long ago, did you? Why let go of a cash cow?
Anyway, SL is still standing - it's safetly testament to what information and words can do.

You sure do like to repeat yourself, do you have some type of speech problem? Learning disability?

It's pretty sad all these alligation from people who are Wise Guys or lower. In all my years dating back way, way WAY back. These alligations towards cities, crewleaders, and even Godfathers. And, nothing has ever happened. This is just a publicity stunt in my mind. If, someone wants to do something or make a difference. Do something! Don't fucking complain!

Sweeney straightens out his jacket and walks away. Too mad at this to skip.