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| The 12th Annual Competition Commission Convention | Started by: Ned_Harrington on Jun 11, '23 16:35 |
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Stiffler, though it's an extremely tempting offer, I don't think the article for which you sent me the outline/title is something that fits in the news profile of 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝔸ℝ𝕆𝕃𝔻.
I cannot compromise on my Journalistic Vision in exchange for my physical safety and wellbeing. It's not what my brother EditorInChiefHarold and father Harold would've wanted. |
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| Reply by: TheHarold at Jun 18, '23 20:57 | |
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Shiv I told you; never in public. You will get your payment as we agreed upon in the arrangement. Further attempts to circumvent our agreement in a public forum will result in our contract being null and void. TheHarold I would recommend you stop by the Negotiations workshop during Day 2 of the Competition Commission Convention. We have a whole team of negotiation experts who can help you practice all sorts of new techniques. They even have a whole seminar on hostile negotiations and social engineering/manipulation tactics. Wildly interesting stuff. I would also like to officially announce that TheHarold has agreed to take over for his brother as our newest Keynote speaker for the 12th Annual Competition Commission Convention. Thanks to everyone who reached out with their concerns. We've printed a new updated flier for everyone to take home and hang up on their walls.
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| Reply by: Ned_Harrington at Jun 20, '23 14:49 | |
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Ned_Harrington, could the Competition Commission be used to introduce new terms into the discourse? For example, the sum of $80,000,000 should be referred to as a Beast. The attempted assassination of a leading member of the Competition Commission should be called "doing a MattCollins.". Celebrating the murder of a journalist should he referred to as "doing a Tutte" |
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| Reply by: Shiv at Jun 20, '23 15:47 | |
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Following the tragic death of TheHarold, we were left without a keynote speaker for the 12th Annual Competition Commission Convention, which kicks off tomorrow morning. We have struggled to find a suitable replacement, and there was some concern that we would have to go on without one. However, I am pleased to announce that TheHarold's son, TheRealHarold, has agreed to take his father's place as the keynote speaker. He has assured me several times that he is the real deal and a "genuine fella." I have to say, he looks and sounds like TheHarold's son. I am looking forward to hearing his talk tomorrow, and I invite anyone who hasn't already registered to do so as soon as possible. Registration will close tonight, and you will not be able to attend the 12th Annual Competition Commission Convention without registration.
Hope to see you all there! |
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| Reply by: Ned_Harrington at Jun 30, '23 19:01 | |
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Is there room to add a seminar on how Gianna is a women's name yet GiannaSchmianni is clearly a full-blooded, proud Italian male? Were his parents being intentionally cruel? Was it a Boy Named Sue situation? |
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| Reply by: ClamTubularagula at Jun 30, '23 20:42 | |
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"This is just pure racism. My name is actually John Smith, it's just my strong Italian accent makes it sound like Gianna. You lack culture, Clams. And you lack hands." |
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| Reply by: GiannaSchmianni at Jun 30, '23 22:07 | |
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Was Tilly killed at the behest of the Competition Commission? |
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| Reply by: Goat at Jun 30, '23 22:43 | |
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