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| The Saint Presents - Captain Mafia 2 & 3 | Started by: The_Saint on Apr 25, '08 14:17 |
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Captain Mafia: Episode II: A Hero is Born Captain Mafia made himself a costume out of a synthetic fiber that he took from the government lab. His costume was solid black, skin tight, and included a full face mask, with no eye or mouth holes. Over this, he wore a black trench coat. (Imagine a solid black Spiderman wearing a trench coat). He armed himself with .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol with a silencer and a HK MP5 submachine gun, also silenced. He had a vast arsenal of weapons in his van, which served as his headquarters. He begins to walk the streets at night. One night, he comes upon a thug trying to snatch a purse from an old lady. Lady: Hell no, you little shit! *Beats thug down with purse. Thug: Help! Captain Mafia steps in and draws his .45. BANG! KER-WACK!!!! The old hag is dead. He picks up the purse and hands it to the poor thug. Then he is gone. Thug: Who was that masked man? Who cares, I gotta get outta here! He takes the cash out of the purse and leaves it with the body of the lady. Captain Mafia uses his super-hearing to find a gangster on the other side of town... Cop: You're under arrest! Gangster: I was just trying to sell my crack! Cop: Sounds like you're resisting to me... The cop begins to beat the gangster, when.... Captain Mafia arrives!!! Thiwp-thwip-thwip!! The MP5 puts three slugs in the cop. The gangster gets up and runs away and Captain Mafia saves another innocent Mafioso!!! Captain Mafia Episode 3: Enter the LAW!! Captain Mafia, defender of the criminal, protector of injustice, prowls the streets looking for Mafioso in trouble. Suddenly... KER-WACK!!! A shot rings out. A goomba lies dead in the streets. Captain Mafia: (Thinking to himself) Who could have done such a terrible thing? He speeds off in his van, looking for answers. Driving down the road... SCREEEEEEECH!!!! Tires squeal as a wise guy runs in the street, firing wildly behind him. BANG! BANG! BANG! click. As Captain Mafia climbs from his van he hears... RAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT!!! The goomba is gunned down in the headlights of the van. A figure steps forth from the darkness, carrying an uzi. He is The LAW: a warrior on the side of good. LAW: Back away from the body, citizen. I, The LAW, shall handle this. Captain Mafia steps back and the LAW approaches the body and... RAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT!!!! He fires into the corpse. Captain Mafia jumps toward him but The LAW fires his uzi... RAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT!!!! Bullets shred Captain Mafia's trench coat, but bounce harmlessly off his genetically enhanced body. The LAW pulls out a club and... BZZZZ....WZZACK!!! The electrical club hits Captain Mafia in the side of the head, knocking him unconscious. LAW: What are you? Oh well, I suppose it doesn't matter. He draws .45 from under his kevlar vest and shoots Captain Mafia in the head. Then he walks away, whistling. Meanwhile, Captain Mafia begins to awake... but there is no sign of The LAW. Captain Mafia: (Thought to himself) I'll get you LAW, if it's the last thing I do.... STAY TUNED FOR CAPTAIN MAFIA #4, Mystery of The Red NARC |
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| I do so love comics. If I have to wait until next month, I may just HQ you. | |
| Reply by: Mr_47 at Apr 25, '08 16:11 | |
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| Damn the law...always trying to hold poor Captain Mafia down! I may just shoot you if it's not out before 2 weeks.....thereby overpassing 47 | |
| Reply by: Maurizio at Apr 25, '08 20:03 | |
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| I say it shouldn't take that long to "come up with" a "new" comic. I mean it is if The_Saint has them stored up somewhere already ready to roll out. | |
| Reply by: Catastrophe at Apr 26, '08 06:59 | |
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| Guys please, Comic? I believe the preferred nomenclature is "Graphic Novel." | |
| Reply by: Mr_Rogers_Lovechild at Apr 26, '08 12:33 | |
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