Ladies and gentlemen of these fair cities. I would like to introduce myself. My name is Dwight K. Schrute and I am Mr. 47's Assistant Crewleader. Let me tell you a little bit about me so you know who your dealing with here.
I have been Mr 47's number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like...Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy and 47 is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You're gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.
When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
It was your pleasure listening to me.
Dwight K. Schrute |
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I am intrigued! Did this twin ever have a name? Were the parents shocked? So many questions! I demand answers! |
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Answer: No. There was no name. |
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No, The HQ. Assistant TO the Crewleader. He'd take a bullet for me. Then he'd throw it back, killing the the shooter. |
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It pleases me to know we have dedicated someone to look after 47's number twos. |
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As the famous saying goes; when it doubt, plagiarism will see you right.
Or something like that. |
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Nice to see that much like a good garage, there is no shortage of tools here. |
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