Mob News III

Yawn! What a break, I must say for myself! Reasons why Sweeney and Mr. Albert missed last week issue for Mob News III? Well, I think it might have to do with the lack of activity in the streets. But, I am really happy for this week to turn out. (In paper wise. No disrespect of course.) Shall we begin on the third installment of Mob News? Nah……Fine..

Boxing Championships!

As the 3^rd round of the Boxing Championship are in there 4^th fight of this competition. This editor: Sweeney. Was in the mist of becoming the greatest! But, then I had the hardest task of them all! AXE! People were talking about how I was cheating because of my pet frog? No. I do not think so. Me never cheat…. But, here are the results of the 4^th fight and the next fights.

The_Jester vs Hogan 2-14

Luca_Senzafine vs Domex 4-11

Doug vs Southwillrise13 20-11

Sweeney vs Axe 7-14

And, the semifinals!:

Hogan  vs Domex

Doug vs Axe

So how will have the fight of night? I wish Hogan was here. But, he’s been overdosing this past week on something. So, I have to do his work. He owes me….again.

Fight of the Night for the Semi-finals:

Hogan V.S Domex

Reason why this be the fight of the night to my eyes. Well look at the past competitors both men face! Hogan with the God(mother) of Detroit; Alabama. And, Domex with the recently passed DoughBoy. Think that’ll show the reason….hopefully. So, who wins? Easy. Domex, with no sweat allowed with him. He’ll win with a DQ because of Hogan on his steroids. Come on Hogan. It’s not a really big shock.

Name Change in Chicago:

My “friend” (He thinks I am.) Mr. Brick came down from Spuffwaffle. Mr. Brick asked Roman for a change into his crew. A simple request…a name change! From what to what? Well they changed from The Morningwood Elite to The Foundation! At first the Foundation sounded like the Plumbers because you know….I can’t read that well. Well….Anyways good luck my “friend”

Canuckle is here to rock Vegas!

Man, two weeks in a row with Las Vegas? They should get their own section on Mob News. Think? Meh. Maybe. I was happy this time, because Chade (Godfather of Las Vegas) came into the streets! And, not in the casino. So, I could attend! Just for me! Not really. But, you get the point. Well what is this time for Las Vegas? Well there expanding!!! Las Vegas is getting big and bigger of course. The riches of casinos is helping richening the city. More than the Gold Rush in California. Chade, begins saying that they reward people doing the right thing. And, the first to come in mind in Canucklehead. And, since of the city getting better. Who else would be a better fit to lead the city then Canucklehead? No one. Exactly. Congrats to Canukclehead!!! But, in the below there are some conspiracies towards Las Vegas… Telling you. Maybe an own Las Vegas section!

Guess who’s back! Guess who don’t care?:

No one cares. Really…Maybe on the two idiotic followers you claim to have will. Who are we talking about? You should recognize his own graveyard from all of his relatives. Here’s the newest one to the collection: Sir_Kuklinski.

So what is the newest addition Kuklinski doing this time? Well another one of his conspiracies of a city attacking another city. “Does he have proof?!” Well person who we don’t know there name and had to speak while writing. He claims that he was. But, before I show you this conversation. Here’s what he’s saying this time! Here’s my plagiarizing coming into play here. But, here’s what he said:

First, the man who is the longest living Godfather; Roman. Will retire. Hmmm…. Then, Premeir- (Get it right.) Will be the new man in charge.

Heres what I think is going to happen – LV will attack Philly or SL.  –Prem will then decide whether to join the smaller city to take out a potential rival in LV or allow Chade his moment of pent up aggression.  Either way, LV will fall to Prem.  But Chicago won’t be happy with NY being so powerful – a lot of guys there are going to want the wings clipped.  So what happens?

This is a moment to seize. The Kaleidoscope will be shaken. The pieces will be in flux. Soon they will settle again. Before they do, there will be a re-ordering of these cities around us. – Mr. RK & Sir_Kuklinski

OH! And, that’s not all! He comes back! What a miracle! Because, I really really really love seeing him on the streets… So now what? The proof of that LV will attack Philly. Do, I believe that this will happen? Well, not really obligated as a mobster and an editor to express more then I already do. But, ANYWAYS! Here’s the messages that he claims to be having with ScrabbleKing. The RHM of Las Vegas.

http://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/190115/tpass/5aed89febf63de0375669f15da77d801

This isn’t really news, but why not since I’m on this topic. And, this is exactly what Kuklinski wants. To be in the paper of the fabulous, Mob News.  So, I won’t let him have that glamour honor after this last attack on CM_Punk. I must say. I didn’t know he had singing skills. I guess it paid off. I was actually there when he “dissed” CM_Punk. I was quite jealous that he gets his own topic in the streets! I never get one! What the hell! Well. A tiara well be sent from the Mtn Dew fund. Expect to show in a couple days!

“They say the good die young!”

A reference one friend said to me. Not the person on this topic we are talking. Just a close personal friend always said this and never knew what it meant until the Detroit Massacre couple of months ago. This however was too deadly to that degree. But, it’s pretty close. Philly! The home of the cheesesteak that I crave ever Tuesday, has lost a man that everyone in Philly and hell, even in all 8 cities respected. Grif! The Godfather of Philly was dead today. From a gun malfunction on Sept. 30^th. Can’t express the words of how deeply sorry for the cities, Philly, and his crew: “The Red Team” must of felt. I lost a friend today too. I had conversations with Grif. I can’t compete to the people in his city and crew. But, I do feel the same loss as you have.

Mtn Dew Fund:

Tributes: 2,913,339

Tributers: JesseJames, Marionette, Caboose, Flank, JJones, Porosity, Jonny, T-Man, Blazerze, SexyBeast, Vico, JimmyNapoli, Castro, Simpltion, AntonioCammora, Favara

Good Bye:

I know they’re some new CL’s in these shores. But, I don’t write anything final until it’s on the streets. That’s just the way how I do it. But, anyways. I like to think everyone who was in the part of this edition of Mob News. All the people who read it. Chicago. Mrs. Doubtfire. (Which you still never put in the Mtn Dew found. Thanks…) Roman, and all the sponcers!

This just in Blazere is the coolest because he just singed to me. Please give him a dollar.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

Why thank you for that Sweeney!

Why thank you for that Sweeney!

Outstanding once again Sweeney.

I would just like to say on behalf of philly thanks Sweeney for mentioning Grif he was an amazing leader and will be truly missed

Jonny tips his hat up in a cavalier way...

Sure, Sweeney, but when I called you out in my city's coffeeshop about it and you took Mr. Albert and ran. Good paper though. Props. Tell Mrs. D I said hi.

Jonny walks off with a slight over-exaggereted swagger.

I have a tiara.

Fuck the haters.

Now... if only I could get some ice cream bars...

Not a patch on the Knuckle..

Glad to see you put an ounce of effort into it for once.

I attempted to put a fight with Doug but he murdered me in our fight now i sit in the stands and cheer for who i lost to why does that seem messed up.

and great job with the news

Another fine issue, Sweeney.

It looks like you've officially taken over as the top paper here on the streets.

Well done, sir.

The hulkster stands back for a moment. His eyes teary. This, the third time hes read a paper of such quality and Sweeney once again calls him out. It was time to write a letter. Except Hogan was quite lazy too. So when he got back from oregon he would write a letter.

DanK is walking down the streets of New York city when the wind starts to pick up. into his face blows an old, smelly piece of paper. He notices the slight wif of dog poop on it. It was clear this piece was once used to clean ones shoe after stepping in that awful muck. He removes the paper from his face and notices the title

Mob News 3

He sits and reads the entire sheet, then runs off to the newsagents to see if he can pick up a copy of the latest addition;

DanK: "Hi, do you have the latest copy of the Mob News
Patel: "Solly sir. That paper is no longer in circulation. May I interest you in a copy of The Sun. It is imported from England and has tits on page 3"
DanK looks in disgust
DanK: "That is disgusting, why would I want to look at tits?"
Patel: "My heartiest and most humble apologies Sir. But you have to understand, i have 14 children to feed and need money so if I no sale I no eat"

DanK looks at the man shaking his head and storms off in search of the editors spawn to see if he has the same writing talent