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| The Saint Presents - Captain Mafia 4 | Started by: The_Saint on Apr 28, '08 18:27 |
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Episode 4: Mystery of The Red NARC!!! We join our hero, Captain Mafia, as he enjoys a rare moment of rest. His enhanced genetic structure ensures that his body does not require much sleep, but, as with all life, he does require a few hours. In his van, he dreams of the old days, when he enlisted to fight in World War 2. He remembers a wife, children, an Uncle Alphonse, and a Godfather Mario. He jolts awake in the present, where he is alone. He fights for all Mafia families, yet has no family of his own. When he came back from the war, sixty years later, he had not aged. His family was dead. Something was wrong. He jumps out, guns drawn. There was nothing but a drug dealer, making a sale to a man in red. But something was wrong... As the money changes hands, a feeling of impending doom sweeps over him again... He sees the flash of a gun and he moves to get between the men... BOOOOOOOM! The man in red shoots the dealer and turns toward Captain Mafia. Red NARC: Too late, loser. He's under arrest. Oh wait, he's dead. Captain Mafia makes a move for his gun and hears a click. The cold barrel of a .44 Magnum presses against his temple. The LAW: Hello, mute-boy. I'd like you to meet my boss, The Red NARC. NARC, Cap. Cap, NARC. I don't know if even you could take a point blank blast to the head from this baby. Wanna find out? Captain Mafia drops his guns and raises his hands. The LAW: Haha, that's what I thought. See you in hell, mutey. Fwhip-fwip-fwip! As the unarmed Captain raises his hands, razor sharp blades fly from small mechanisms hidden in his costume. They slice through The LAW's hands and face. ARGGGHHHHH!!!! He puts his bloody hands to his bleeding face. The LAW: My eye!!!! You put out my eye!!! The Red NARC moves to shoot the Captain, but as he does, the Captain falls to the ground, dodging the bullets Matrix-Style. He hits the ground and grabs his .45. Thwip-thwip-thwip!!! Three silenced bullets (.45 bullets, or slugs as they call them, you bastard jose) fly from his gun, but the Red NARC is gone. The LAW writhes in pain on the ground, bleeding profusely from his face and hands. Captain Mafia walks up to him and starts to shoot him in the head, but changes his mind. He walks away, leaving The LAW there. Later, in the hospital.... Nurse: You've lost your right eye and several of your fingers, sir. What did this to you? The LAW: Not what. Who. Don't you worry, I know who, and believe me, this is far from over... Meanwhile, in a hollowed out volcano.... Red NARC: Captain Mafia... a formidable opponent. But he is no match for my secret weapon.... mwuahahahahahah!!!!!! Stay tuned for the next edition . . . Episode #5, End of Days! |
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| Reply by: Mr_47 at Apr 28, '08 18:34 | |
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| I love you in every other way that 47 can't seem to love you. | |
| Reply by: Catastrophe at Apr 28, '08 18:44 | |
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| I don't know if I need this kind of love or not. | |
| Reply by: The_Saint at May 01, '08 05:14 | |
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| I loathe you. | |
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