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| Pranks R Us | Started by: Amber on May 01, '08 11:21 |
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"Have you noticed your coffee tastes a little salty lately? Do you wake up to find a flaming bag of poo on your front porch? Is your urine splashing back at you in the bathroom in the morning? Has your shower dyed your skin a lovely shade of navy blue? "If so, you have been pranked. Myself and a large group of one other person has decided to prank you. This is not a political statement, nor is it blackmail to change the state of affairs. It's nonsense, pure and simple. Our victims are not chosen for their high ranks, but rather through a very complicated process of losing an imaginary coin toss to a stuffed rabbit and some pocket lint. The pocket lint always seems to win. "Our identities remain top secret through the ingenious use of a fake moustache, large glasses and a very unbecoming bulbous nose. No one will ever discover who we are. We're just that good." Amber looks around at everyone staring at her. She clears her throat and continues "So in closing, I would like to see these plans for a new City Hall implemented for the betterment of the community. After all, isn't that what it's all about, the community?" Amber quickly scurries off stage and runs home to hide under the bed |
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JB looks about to see if everyone is as mistified as he, he thought this was about pranks and then its about city halls, JB is confused Could you explain what you are on about? |
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| Reply by: JakeBarrow at May 01, '08 11:23 | |
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Pranks sir? I'm not sure I understand. This was about building a new City Hall. For that umm, city that needs a new Hall. You know the one? It's over there. Points to the right, then points to the left Please don't confuse me, I'm only on my first pot of coffee for the day. And I'm drinking it without sugar. I just don't trust anyone with my sugar anymore. *Sobs* |
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| Reply by: Amber at May 01, '08 11:32 | |
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| I sneak in, pours some salt and pepper in Amber's coffee, giggle and run like the wind! | |
| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 01, '08 11:56 | |
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To: Mr_47 From: Amber Subject: Amber sneaks into your office while you step away for a moment. She looks around until she finds what she what she wants. Your crystal jar of expensive candies. She opens the lid, and dumps the contents into her purse, replacing them with a bag of "Good God These Are Sour" lemon drops. She places the lid back on, and sneaks quietly out of the office. To: Amber From: Mr_47 Subject: 47 comes into his office, glances at a crystal jar, then wonders who replaced the mouse bait he had placed in the jar with candy. I really should label things. Someone is going to get hurt. ——————————————————- |
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| Reply by: Mr_47 at May 01, '08 12:02 | |
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| So who do I blame for my shoelaces being tied together at the bar last night Amber or city hall? | |
| Reply by: RedBull at May 01, '08 12:07 | |
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Well certainly not City Hall. City Hall hasn't even been buil.. It was City Hall. I saw them do it. |
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| Reply by: Amber at May 01, '08 12:10 | |
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| City hall did it? I could have sworn it was a shortish/tall cross dresser named Ashley from over yonder waves his hand around a bit | |
| Reply by: Mr_Rogers_Lovechild at May 01, '08 12:18 | |
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Indeed Mr. Lovechild, I know the one you are speaking of. She's that lovely brunette with beautiful blonde hair. She's that old maid that was married to the Johnson fellow. She became a widow when she died suddenly. Her heart was broken, and she was never quite the same again. Although I did hear that she remarried soon afterwards. Her children assured me that she died a virgin. Although I find that hard to believe, the way she was carrying on with that young buck, Old Man Withers. But who am I to judge? I'm having lunch with her later today. I'll send her your regards. |
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| Reply by: Amber at May 01, '08 12:28 | |
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Ariel is talking her daily walk down the streets and sees a few people gathered listening to Amber. Most people look confused, as they are trying to figure out the sense she is trying to make. Ariel stifles a giggle or two as she hears the five year old in her begging lunge out and play a practical joke on someone. She stops herself though, as she can't let anyone else know that she is Ambers accomplice. Wow, these City Hall plans are coming along quite nicely if I do say so myself. Ariel walks away from the speach with a devious smile on her face. I wonder who I can get next? |
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| Reply by: Ariel at May 01, '08 16:05 | |
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To: Ariel From: Sammy Sent: May 01, '08 07:07 Subject: Stumbling into the bathroom - still half asleep after a good night of sleep - Sammy reaches the toilet. He lifts up the lid to do what he very morning needs to do first and, although he is not completely awake yet, he notices something strange. Holding up that what he needs to do, he bends over to have a good look. 'What the hell is this doing here! Damnit! WHO DID THIS? He'll be sorry for what he has done here when I find out!' Sammy removes the wrap form the toilet and finally does what he really needed to do... ——————————————————- To: Sammy From: Ariel Subject: Ariel sneaks into your bathroom while you're sound asleep. Trying not to make any noise she carefully tears off a sheet of saran wrap. Trying to keep it from clinging to itself she carefully lifts the toilet seat up and places the wrap across the toilet bowl. After inspecting to make sure the bowl is covered properly she quietly sets the lid down and sneaks away trying to stiffle her giggle. ____________________ Pranked, huh!? You'd better run and hide, Ariel! |
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| Reply by: Sammy at May 02, '08 07:25 | |
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Angelie sneaks into "City Hall" and leaves a package for Amber, looks suspiciously like a cheesecake but laughing to herself as she leaves, Angelie whispers to her escort Cheesecake? I CAN'T wait til she has a slice |
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| Reply by: Angelie at May 02, '08 17:43 | |
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Amber walks in and sees the box of cheesecake. "Yummy. This must be from that sweety Angelie. I need to save this until Sammy get's back to the office." |
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| Reply by: Amber at May 02, '08 22:26 | |
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