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| HelpDesk - The true evil! | Started by: RedBull on May 01, '08 12:39 |
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I have stumbled upon what I believe to be the true evil in this world. The force that makes us commit crimes to support ourselves and our families. The reason people aspire to be leaders and then kill others in their pursuit of what they think is the holy grail of our world, Godfather. Here it sits right in front of us day after day seemingly innocent and hardly ever noticed or recognized for the evil it holds, ...HelpDesk. I know, I know, your saying to yourself 'What kind of drunken babble is this bull on about?' but hear me out as I lay the facts before you and open your eyes so that maybe we can make this a peaceful place. Fact #1 Many Mafioso get tattoos the minute their names rise to level of being at the right hand of HelpDesk. Why? I suggest HelpDesk makes you feel like you are, even for a brief time, on top of the world. He implants that feeling so strongly into you that you now want to sit there all the time. This feeling of euphoria he then uses on your subconscious. Your mind starts implying ways in which you could achieve just what you are in search of, sitting next to the almighty. Fact #2 HelpDesk is blue Again why? It's a calm serene color in order to catch you off guard so he can instill in you the evil to commit crimes and yes even kill. Think about this. When new people go to HelpDesk what instructions are they given? Commit crimes, deal drugs just to name a few things he has us do. Fact #3 Look at the caps in the name HelpDesk H D. may I suggest that this really stands for Head Don and who is really Head Don but no other than the GodFather himself. Fact #4 Even if you manage to attain the level of 'so called' GodFather you can only sit at his right. You never ever really achieve the very top spot that he alone holds. This shows that no matter what you do, who you kill, how much you steal it is HelpDesk running the show. DO NOT feed into this horror any longer!!! I say throw down your weapons. Stop all the petty crimes, the mugging, the felonies and render this evil powerless over us all before it is to late and another one of us die because someone is closer to HelpDesk than we are!!!! Or maybe this is a drunken rant by a bull |
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| halayluya!!!!! you realy gave this some thought, i see a psyciatrist in the making. unless you already are one | |
| Reply by: bongo at May 01, '08 12:46 | |
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I too have often wondered about that seemingly innocent person named HelpDesk. He seems to be here all day and night. Never stopping to eat, never needing a bathroom break, and obviously bypassing showers in order to always be number one. Many a nights I sat on his right, wondering to myself "When is this guy going to die already, so I can take the number one spot on slow nights?" The answers seems to be "Never". He will always be here. Although I've never seen him lift a finger to "help" anyone. Always having minions answer our questions when we go to him for his sage advice and words of wisdom. Perhaps in his old age he's grown senile, oblivious to our cries for help. Perhaps he was never the all wise and powerful man we all assumed him to be. Or perhaps the lights are on, but nobody is home. |
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| Reply by: Amber at May 01, '08 12:50 | |
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It's all a hoax. The real reason the helpdesk is blue is to make you think hes the top dog.....While your worrying about if the help desk is making midnight attacks The webspider sneaks up on your ass.......He's the real threat. |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at May 01, '08 12:55 | |
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He is a old man.. a very old man. but a very wise old man so im not sure what we should do.. but until we are sure I think we should all have a drink! |
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| Reply by: Alfonzo at May 01, '08 20:06 | |
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Cheers to that Sir, *Swigs his bottle of Jack* |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at May 01, '08 20:17 | |
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| not saying we should be can you even kill help med, especially if we all ganged up? | |
| Reply by: bongo at May 01, '08 20:55 | |
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| i mean help desk haha | |
| Reply by: bongo at May 01, '08 20:56 | |
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To: RedBull From: Webspider Sent: May 01, '08 13:33 Subject: .... You fuck with HelpDesk - then you are fucking with me. (puffs out his chest) Seems like I have hit a sore spot |
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| Reply by: RedBull at May 01, '08 21:10 | |
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| you forgot to also mention that HelpDesk is THE most notorious ASSGRABBER since PrinceofCheese walked these streets.My arse is red and raw thanks to HelpDesk.But then again the solution to my problem of being within assgrabbing reach of HelpDesk is not really my cup of tea (death you head scratching Noobs). | |
| Reply by: Apathy at May 02, '08 00:40 | |
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