Welcome to Jeff's Lotto

The first installment of the new lottery to grace our streets.

How it works:

 Pcik your desire number(s) 1-50 along with a 25k payment per number to my bank account.

Numbers will be on display and updated regularly to show who has purchased and what's available. Winning numbers will be called and placed on the display board for all to see.

Example below as to how it runs

Pick a Number:

1. Bob

2. Charles

3. Liam

4. Noel

5. Billy

6. Joe

7. Tom

8. Tim

9. Steve

10. Dan

11. Phil

12. Iain

13. Chris

14. Paul

15. Paul

16. Stephen

17. Liam

18. Stephen

19. Phil

20. Iain

21. Dan

22. Mike

23. Tom

24. Tim

25. Pauline

26. Emma

27. Laura

28. Lance

29. Justin

30. Mark

31. Kayla

32. Richard

33. Matthew

34. Mark

35. Luke

36. John

37. Ringo

38. Paul

39. John

40. George

41. Michael

42. Kurt

43. Jason

44. Stacey

45. Lacey

46. Masey

47. Nancy

48. Sidney

49. Tommy

50. Johnny

Numbers will be drawn once all positions filled via The Spinning Wheel

Winning Number: 16 Stephen 

If you want to join in on the action just head over to Jeff's Office

Jeff's Place,

Jeff Street,

Jefferson

Uhm, how often is the drawing and how can we know which numbers are sold already? 

It appears Jeffy Jeff Jeff disappeared with all the proceeds from the Lotto, to which I was entitled the entirety as the top seeded non-entrant. In order to remedy this malfeasance, I demand that everyone who entered compensate me by wiring the sum of $1,000,000 to my bank account. As for Mr. Jeffy Jeff, should he ever rear his gruesome head again, I demand compensation of $80,000,000 for damages (both compensatory and punitive). I also demand a public apology.