It had only been a few days since the war and still much unpacking to do in the new office at Animal House Headquarters.  Finally unpacked the last of the 20 boxes of liquor into my oversized liquor cabinet so only left to do was unwind and pour a glass of gin on the rocks.  As I sit at the new desk I see SpaceCowboy and Fluffy_Tummy race by headed to the Longnecked Boss's office.  With much rebuilding in the City of Angels I don't think much of it and chug the glass of gin and proceed to pour another when I hear the Boss yell from down the hall

"GIN YOU DRUNK BASTARD GET OVER HERE"

Being as the drink was already poured it made no sense to not chug it before heading over, as I walk in the room I see Giraffe at the desk with TM-Scarface flanked to the right, both SpaceCowboy and Fluffy_Tummy sitting in chairs in front of the desk

"Am I in trouble already?"

The men all chuckle and Giraffe speaks

"Yeah we've decided you need to go to AA, you haven't stopped drinking since the day we first met by that tree where you were passed out cold"

I remember that day like it was yesterday thought I was tripping, SpaceCowboy sits up straight in his chair and speaks

"Look Gin you've been a valuable member since day one and always went above and beyond, to be honest I don't understand how with all the damn drinking you do. Here is the situation Fluffy_Tummy and I have been talking and we've decided he was headed out to Sin City to setup operations there since currently no leadership is there and the local thugs are running a muck, with that said we feel you are the man to head to Hollywood, plenty of booze so you'll fit right in."

Fluffy_Tummy nods in approval

"Without a doubt I will do what needs to be done to help in the rebuild of the west, but with all due respect I am not going to AA"

 The men all laugh and Fluffy_Tummy throws over a set of keys, Giraffe speaks

 "You know damn well that was a joke, I can't handle you sober. Now go pack up all that liquor and get out of here"

I smirk

"What no drinks before I go, meet me in my office gentleman rounds before I head out"

After a few to many rounds I head out to Hollywood to setup shop, The Distillery of Hollywood is open for business