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Hear ye, hear ye! | Started by: Mr_Pickles on Oct 13, '11 08:16 |
Mr. Pickles sets up his 47 Enterprises Portable Soap Box©®™ and proceeds to address the crowd.
Ladies and Gentlemen . . . and Chuckle . . . I’ll keep this short and sweet. As some of you have noticed, Meresin has disappeared from our way of life. We can only hope he’s okay. However, life must go on. And, because of this, Godfather Premeir has authorized me to take over the crew. We will continue to work hard for the greater good of New York. And, by greater good, we mean robbing Post Offices, raiding truck depots, and flooding the streets with narcotics. That’s good, right?
I look forward to working with the leadership of New York, and the other cities. Thank you for your time, and have a great day.
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The Hulkster Applauds. |
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Reply by: Hogan at Oct 13, '11 09:26 | |
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Monet had been smoking a cigarette when he was walking down the street and heard Mr Pickles start talking. He stopped in his tracks and dropped his cigarette.
Could this be? Really? Is this a joke? What, it's not? Wow. Monet was in shock. He hobbled to the nearest store and came back outside holding a bag.
He walked up to Mr Pickles after he had finished his speech.
Many congratulations Mr Pickles. We have been semi-friends ever since I harassed you in your church and I think you'll be quite capable. I wish you the best of luck and that's why I got you this.
From the bag Monet pulls a large jar of pickles.
This is for you..oh wait... Are pickles your children? I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it like that! |
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Reply by: Monet at Oct 13, '11 12:33 | |
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Civ listen's to his good friend Mr.Pickles and smiles thinking godfather -Premier has made another smart move... |
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Reply by: The_Civilian at Oct 13, '11 13:59 | |
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Raises his glass high in the air towards Mr_Pickles |
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Reply by: JimmyNapoli at Oct 13, '11 14:17 | |
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Tony approaches Mr. Pickles and shakes his hand |
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Reply by: tony_capone at Oct 13, '11 14:30 | |
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Inamorta stands in the shadows of a nearby alley, smoking a cigarette and smiling as his oldest friend spoke to the crowd. As Pickles finished his brief speech, Inamorta strolled off down the alley to continue his day's work. He mumbled to himself as he took his last hit and tossed the cigarette at a bum, who picked it up and sucked on it happily.
Well done, my friend. |
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Reply by: Inamorta at Oct 13, '11 16:42 | |
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The slight whiff of the Irish coffee on his breath eminates around him as he slowly stops feeling the cold midnight air. A smile passes over his face as he looks over to Mr Pickles.
You have attempted to bring news and humour to our streets and will hope your new venture will not affect this. Stepping into another shoes is never easy, but i wish you the best of luck re-building as know your experience will make you more then adequate to the task. |
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Reply by: CottonPicker at Oct 14, '11 00:17 | |
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Oh dear god.
there goes the neighbourhood.
Good luck pickly one. |
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Reply by: fluffymonkeygibbon at Oct 14, '11 10:15 | |
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I would like to congradulate you sir! Well done and good luck. |
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Reply by: Activys- at Oct 14, '11 11:14 | |
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I wish you congratulations and good luck! |
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Reply by: Joey_Caresi at Oct 14, '11 13:46 | |
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Ah the bold Pickles then eh, I could swear I've said that before somewhere.
Anyway, not normally one for being the congratualting type, but this one is desevered and I know you will do fantastically well.
Good luck auld fella and congrats. |
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Reply by: Klasky at Oct 14, '11 14:42 | |
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