Okay so deep in thought, I discovered how to time travel. And yes, I was eating a klondike bar at the time. What would I do for a klondike bar? Open my fridge. Now to the good part.


The fast that matter moves through space, the slower it deteriorates or decomposes.

Now say I sent you on a spaceship to the farthest galaxy and back at a speed relatively close to the speed of light. Let's say 140,000 miles a second; I believe light speed is 186,000 miles a second.

This space ship would shoot to the farthest galaxy and when it returned to Earth, nothing would be left. Why?

As you traveled at an insane speed, Earth stayed the same and aged billions of years. Because you were moving so fast, you only aged roughly 65 years!

If you look at it from my perspective, you just traveled into the future! Too bad there is no way to get back.

I believe this is wrong. Earth would also have aged 65 years, but from their perspective, the thing that moves so fast wouldn't travel but just instantly teleport.

I believe what -Camzilla tried to convey but wasn't explicit, was according to accepted theories surrounding and including the theory of Relativity, as something approaches the speed of light, time will seem to slow for the object at speed. Therefore, if the object at speed, experiences the passage of 65 years at slowed time, then an object at rest would see a passage of much more than 65 years. Relatively.

As I messaged -Camzilla, I would have liked to see him include more of the accepted theories and math about this postulation, and I also hope it brings out students of theoretical physics.

Passes Alex her pocket protector.

"Sweetie, you forgot this at home again."

No matter what, Camzilla was still wrong.   got the klondike bar out of the regrigerator?  No way.  Had to come out of the freezer! 

As for time travel...Yeah, what she said.  I can contribute no more.  I failed physics, didn't take theoretical physics, and because the title of the class is "theoretical" I don't believe it deals with fact.  Which is...you can't time travel without a DeLorean. 

Recently some neutrins have been discovered to be faster than light. That just fucks up the whole theory of relativity.

joey_caresi is right (both times)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K1k-FXBbrU&feature=related