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| The Saint Presents - Captain Mafia 5 & 6 | Started by: The_Saint on May 05, '08 20:40 |
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Captain Mafia Episode 5: End of Days.... Inside a hollowed out volcano... Red NARC: Good to have you back, LAW. I'd like you to meet your replacement, my ultimate weapon, Project RANDOMIZER!!! A figure, identical to Captain Mafia, but dressed in white, rather than black, emerges from the darkness. (Imagine a solid white Silver Surfer). The white of his body is only interrupted by the ammo draped over his shoulder and the mini-gun he carries. The LAW: Replacement? Red NARC: Yes, LAW. Your injuries (*Episode 4) have left you permanently disabled. I'm moving you to a, shall we say, management position. The LAW: A desk job? Red NARC: For now, old friend, for now. You will coordinate the war against organized crime while I destroy Captain Mafia. Randomizer!! Your purpose is simple: kill Captain Mafia! Now go! The Randomizer leaves to look for Captain Mafia. Meanwhile, in a dark alley, Captain Mafia sleeps in his van. CHUK-A-CHUK-A-CHUK-A-CHUK!!!!! The mini-gun tears through the van. Captain Mafia jumps out, sans trench coat, just as... BOOOOOM! The van explodes. The fiery wreckage separates The Randomizer and Captain Mafia. They see each other and.... CHUK-A-CHUK-A-CHUK-A-CHUK!!!! Randomizer cuts Captain Mafia down with the ultra-powerful mini-gun. The Randomizer walks through the flames and nudges the Captain's body with his foot. The Captain does not move. CHUK-A-CHUK-A-CHUK-A-CHUK!!!! Randomizer continues to put rounds into the lifeless body of the Captain. Satisfied, he leaves the fiery alley. Back in the volcano... Red NARC: Well done, Randomizer. Now, go forth and wack, without reason, without purpose. RANDOM WACK!!!!! Mwuhahahahahah!!!!!! Meanwhile, as the fire in the alley burns out, something stirs among the ashes... Captain Mafia Episode 6: Rebirth In the still smoldering rubble of a black van a body stirs... A gangster and a goomba walk by... Gangster: Dude! What the hell is that? Goomba: Check it out, man, there's something alive in there! They run over and dig the figure out with their bare hands. It is a broken figure, dressed all in black. Goomba: Dude! It's Captain Mafia! Gangster: Man, he looks like shit. Is he alive? Goomba: Yeah, man, we gotta get him to the Doc. Gangster: The Doc? Goomba: Doc Franchitti, the old man who works for the family. C'mon, let's go. They drag the body to an old warehouse. Inside the dark building, there is a light in the middle. An old man stands, hunched over a microscope. Goomba: Doc! Doc! It's Captain Mafia, Doc! He's hurt bad. Gangster: He's dying, man. Doc: Captain...Mafia? No.... Bring him here, quick!! The men drag him to the doctor and put him on a stretcher. Doc: Paulie, Paulie... you weren't made for this. We didn't mean for you to... Goomba: What are you talkin' about Doc? Doc: In the 40's we took Paulie here and tried to make him into the perfect soldier. Genetically enhanced, he was nearly invincible. But we didn't finish in time. By the time Project 47 ended, the war was long over. So we put him on ice. He was cryogenically frozen for 60 years. They must have defrosted him... and now... Gangster: Does he have a chance? Doc: Yeah, but I'm going to have to do a lot of work. The material that covers him is a nano-synthetic armor. It's actually billions of microscopic nanobots, woven into a fabric of sorts. They're self healing and self-replicating. I don't know where he got this. I developed this in my last year at Los Alamos. They mothballed the project and I retired. *Looking at tissue sample* The projectiles that hit him drove the nanobots into his tissues. They're competing with his cells...and winning. If he's going to survive, I'm going to have to alter his genetic structure to accept the nanobots, to co-exist with them. The nanobots should then repair him, from the inside out. Days later... A man laying on a stretcher begins to unplug his IV's and recording instruments. Doc: Paulie, are you ready to move? A sound comes out of Captain Mafia's mouth, the first for more than sixty years. Captain Mafia: I can...talk...again.... how? Doctor, what happened? Doc: You'll note that the suit still covers your body. It has become your skin. (*Picture a solid black Spawn*). You are now more machine than man. Your cells are mostly nanobots, microscopic robots that will heal you. Most likely, they repaired your vocal cords. Interesting... Captain Mafia: I have so many questions... the years I've missed... Doc: I know. But I'm an old man. I need to rest, Paulie. But that's not your name anymore. Paulie is dead. You are now, and will forever be, Captain Mafia! Stay Tune For Issue #7, A NEW BEGINING! |
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