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CP The best excuse Started by: _Rhuarc_ on May 06, '08 03:42
"Before you listen, if you are ranked higher than gangster, this probably does not apply to you. This is aimed at all of you who can not be bothered to put the hard work in, those who are too lazy to rank, too simple to train themselves. I am here to offer you a solution! Please, do not blame yourselves, don't take responsibility for your own shortcomings, blame CP!


If you do not like having to listen to your boss, don't rank up and become your own boss, blame CP!


If you do not like the way the streets are today, don't think of articulate speeches to entertain the masses, blame CP!


If your father was killed for being a half wit, don't blame yourselves, blame CP!


If you don't like the referencing system, don't bother trying to do something about it! Blame CP!!


I for one, had the worst morning, I missed my flight, lost some drugs and was arrested. And do you know why? Yes, it was all CP's fault!!


So join me in uniting the weak, assembling the lazy and joining together the whiners so we can all, collectively, point one big finger at CP!"
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i still think shuki did it
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Who is this CP you talk about? Describe then who or what CP is, tell us about their atributes and who exactly they are? Who are they on these mean streets? Even what does "CP" stand for?


I dare them to step forward and name themselves.


I personally blame nobody for my own death except my own actions or inactions. I have ranked high and died and have been lowly ranked and died, I choose my own path and blame nobody.
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I lost about 250k in the casino last night, Fucking CP.


They ruin Everything
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I hate CP.


Barrows unite.
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I get laid now, so I don't have so much time for the life of crime. Fucking CP. Curse all of you! Especially CommodumPerfectus. He wishes he was me.
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All this time i've wasted blaming myself for my daddy's death! Damn you CP!!
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I quite like CP.....


.....

Epic backs away as a sum of rocks thrown towards him close the gap upon there inevitable target...his face.
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Picks up the rocks and builds a war.


You're safe now Epic.

Smiles at him.


If CP should hide behind my wall I may charge. It seems there is many who'd like to throw things at you and building walls gets old and tiring.

Builds an out house.


Now for all this shit of complaints go there and release you're fury towards CP. Otherwise shut up or do something about it.
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By war I mean't wall. Yeah what can I say I'm a very muttering man.
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Lollipops borrowed 300k off me then died i blame CP
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Those of you that get a late night visit from BUBA blame "CP"


I did
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"If you don't like the referencing system, don't bother trying to do something about it! Blame CP!!"


That one really was their doing. Why then, if one disliked the system that much, would they not blame CP? Surely blame doesn't preclude action.


And perhaps some of the undue criticisms that befall our beloved overlords would be averted if only they stopped validating it by bitching incessantly?

Shrugs.
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I died. I BLAME CP!!
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I blame the barrow for stealing my woman.
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The barrow owns all women.
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I would suggest Kilgore, that you avoid terms like 'they' after reference to your beloved overlords.


I say this because inferring that I have been 'bitching incessantly' would be hazardous to your employment in my organization.


Something to keep in mind next time you open your mouth.
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I still like the quotes in N4G's profile.

Blame CP!


lulz.
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Im an asshole i blame cp
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I shrugged. No inference there.


And I'm just looking out for the greater good. If anything, radical promotion is in order, yes?
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