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| Family And I | Started by: WinnieThePooh on May 07, '08 07:55 |
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Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a village near the forest. Whenever, she went out, the little girl wore a red riding cloak, so everyone in the village called her Little Red Riding Hood. One morning, Little Red Riding Hood asked her mother if she could go to visit her grandmother as it had been awhile since they'd seen each other..... "Opps I've meant to be telling a story all about me and my sexy little friend's" Well what can i say, i am yellow (No am not in the fucking Simspons). I eat a lot of honey get fat but never had sex in my life :(. My home is the best you can buy these day i live in a Tree (i think only sad people would no this), it has a wood log fire, a stove and no telly so i have no idea whats going out in the world. i have a load of friend but my bestest one is called tigger. We do everything together. Tigger is a tiger if you have not guess all ready. he's orange as well and black (who gives a fuck), also he's a real good bouncer, been told he is good in the ol bed ladies love it. but me I'm fat and useless :). Then there is Piglet, He's a pig and he is pink (No fucking shit sherlock) i met when one day when i was out trying to run only got from my house to the first tree and he was lying there I thought he was dead (BOOHOO) but i took I'm inside and and rammed a shit load of honey down his neck and POOF! he was alive, Yes my honey is magic. Only the best bee's make it for me. Why there all dead. Then there is Eeyore, a small and very cute donkey (A fucking Donkey when has there ever been a cute donkey) But never mind this is my story. he has been close to me for some time now but he keeps nicking off once and a while no idea to where but he just does (i think he has found new friends) we think it might be the donkey outta shrek he has been meeting meh never mind. On another note, we where living happily ever after until BobTheBuilder started doing some work over in that field, from there on tiger and piglet has went missing, I think he KIDNAPPED! them because i wont sell him my land. Help me get them back or sell me Rolly from his crew so i can have a mixer for my honey :) Love WinnieTheShitter (Sorry meant pooh) |
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| Nice one leaving Kanga and Roo out, I bet they are at home having a good cry right now | |
| Reply by: Draize at May 07, '08 07:57 | |
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OMGZER!!! you watch winniethepooh..... i Don't like them anyway they smell we should put them on a wall and shoot them deal? |
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| Reply by: WinnieThePooh at May 07, '08 07:58 | |
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May 07, '08 02:27:08 You witnessed BobtheBuilder KIDNAP! Tigger. You didnt hear that from me. |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at May 07, '08 07:59 | |
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I want him back!!! *cry's* |
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| Reply by: WinnieThePooh at May 07, '08 08:01 | |
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Barbeques Piglet. Ribs, yummy. |
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| Reply by: BobtheBuilder at May 08, '08 09:06 | |
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Mean ass fucker! I'm stealing your Wendy see how you like that. *Grabs Wendy and runs like fuck* Catch me if you can I'm the honey man :) |
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| Reply by: WinnieThePooh at May 08, '08 09:28 | |
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Keeps eating his ribs and then notices Wendy gone. Look, I've never had bear. I'm sure we can change that, especially you being plumped up on honey and all. |
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| Reply by: BobtheBuilder at May 08, '08 09:42 | |
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| Roast Honey am up for that :) | |
| Reply by: WinnieThePooh at May 08, '08 09:44 | |
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How can you be up for something when you'll be dead? Scratches under his hard hat. |
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| Reply by: BobtheBuilder at May 09, '08 06:31 | |
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Apathy runs over to Mr Pooh and adresses him with a few questions What about your wild binges on hemp honey? you know the stuff that makes you have those wild dreams? Where you are happy as hell that you were the only teddy bear made with a willy,and how you oh so enjoyed sneaking up and surprising Eyore with it. There are many holes in your stories Mr Pooh There is also your sexually ambiguous relationship with said Piglet. Why does he stutter and stammer so badly? Bondage and torture will do that I hear. Apathy is about to continue speaking when a really foul stench fills the air and gags him on the spot,he runs away gasping for air.Apathy reaches an alley and leans against the wall sucking in fresh air and muttering to himself Jesus tap dancing christ does he stink! No wonder Christopher Robbin named him POOH bear. |
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| Reply by: Apathy at May 09, '08 12:00 | |
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| Apathy, i thought you said a few questions? You more or less interrogated the poor guy :) | |
| Reply by: WasLooking at May 09, '08 14:47 | |
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Oooo can I have some of the said Hemp honey it does sound quite delicious?? Yes wild dreams...I've heard our bear here has a right imagination & filthy dreams...involving lots of leather :O Poor eeyore. & Piglet in a nurses outfit. The mind does boggle. |
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| Reply by: Lola_Lemons at May 09, '08 16:50 | |
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| Yeah..nice RP there...real talent..real original..Yeah mafioso's Love little red riding hood..Good story.. Jesus RP right in the streets...! | |
| Reply by: IcePick_Will at May 10, '08 22:51 | |
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