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| Enlarged Cranium in Los Angeles | Started by: Deviant on May 07, '08 17:44 |
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Carrying an envelope embossed with the seals of the leaders of the five cities, Deviant takes up his usual position on the street corner The City of Angels has been empty for far too long. It makes us sad in our hearts to see it so dismally maintained so today we are offering one of our most loyal and trusted bloodlines the chance to make it great again. Deviant slowly opens the envelope as the crowd wait with baited breath, and reads aloud.. On behalf of L'Esercito del Formaggio, 47 Enterprises (The only one with a non Italian name. 47 always has to be such a damn individual, I hate him), La famiglia dei Disciples, Sindicato dei Numeri, and Resurrectio Da Vita, I would like to welcome bighead to Los Angeles. Your bloodline in recent months has proved itself again and again within the Cheese HQ, and although it brings a tear to my sinful eye to see you go, I know you will make myself and all the leaders who are granting your auth today proud. There now follows a translation for the benefit of the jaundiced civilian mob We don't even like bighead, he's just a token CP auth and he's going to do what we tell him because that's what we do. Obviously, this is a cunning ploy on our part. Just to run this by you all in advance - the basic plan is to let bighead get to about 35 members, train a decent gun, and then have a nice old war in the middle of the night just to gratify ourselves. Hey, that's just what we do!! In your face man. So you'd better get those furiously indignant speeches ready in advance, so when we do this in three months, they'll be super sarcastic and super cutting and we'll all cry from our eyes. LOL OOPS. Ta-ta. |
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Can't wait for the aforementioned dead of night massacre, it should be a right brew ha ha. Well done bighead, hopefully you'll do better in LA than you're ill fated ancestor Scandia who as, after all, a right big mong. |
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| Reply by: Draize at May 07, '08 17:48 | |
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| well done sir | |
| Reply by: Fabolous at May 07, '08 17:50 | |
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I've been asking for months to be allowed to shoot bighead. At least there now is a plan in place in which this will become possible. That is all I've ever asked, a thought out plan in where bighead is dead. Congrats bighead and I look forward to your end. |
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| Reply by: Dirty_Henry_Jung at May 07, '08 17:51 | |
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Congrats bighead, sure you'll do a great job. I also look forward to lots of fence-sitting! I've got the right guy, haven't I?? Good luck bud. |
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| Reply by: Dock at May 07, '08 17:55 | |
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Scandia was always a bit of a tard. Family rejected him at Christmas no matter how hard he tried etc etc He brought a great deal of joy to a small number when they killed him. For that we can be grateful. Onto the 35 members thing. The war will be a great one. The script is written and I can tell you there are at least 3 twists. |
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| Reply by: bighead at May 07, '08 17:55 | |
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| I can provide the names of some very suitable candidates, if the roles for idiotic civilians aren't filled yet? | |
| Reply by: Numbers4Glory at May 07, '08 18:15 | |
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| Well i for one wish good luck to bighead, and I think you made a wise choice boss. | |
| Reply by: MrZipp at May 07, '08 23:44 | |
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Go bighead i know LA has been waiting for someone like you! minus the someone like part.. :) congrats! |
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| Reply by: Major_Jerkovski at May 08, '08 01:03 | |
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| That's just how we roll. | |
| Reply by: KingofWheelbarrows at May 08, '08 05:00 | |
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