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The Grand Opening Started by: SixPieceNuggets on Oct 25, '23 21:31


The nugget hivemind awoke from their deep-fried slumber at 7:02:44 am sharp, knowing they had a busy day ahead of them. After a frantic morning of getting dressed, watering their teeth, and brushing the plants; they headed out to their luscious back garden to grab their pet capybara, Jeremy, and hit the road. 

After a short walk of 3 hours and 24 minutes, they looked at the crowd gathered in front of his glorious new building. It was filled to the brim with luxurious fast food tables and chairs, alongside a top-of-the-line kitchen and a mysterious locked storage room that may or may not be haunted by ghosts (or the rats that would later be used in the secret recipes). The most spectacular part of this haven of a fast food diner, was the comically large sign outside, with a crowd-pleasing logo and massive letters that read WENDY'S DRIVE-THRU.

Squeezing through the crowd, with some pushing and shoving they would deny in a court of law, the sentient nuggets made their way to a tiny podium that was set up in front of the restaurant to address the crowd. Stacking themselves one on top of the other, coming out to a hulking height of 6 feet and 5 inches. They tapped the microphone in front of them for approximately 5 minutes before realizing they forgot to turn it on. Turning it on and screaming into it to test it, alongside testing everyone's eardrums. After everyone quieted down and covered their ears to brace for another microphone test, they finally began to speak.

"Ladies and gentlemen, burgers and fries, nuggets and shakes, I have gathered you all here today to give you the scoop about the loop. We have been granted an extraordinary opportunity to embark on an adventure as franchise owners of the Wendy's Drive-Thru right here in The Loop. Now being a franchise owner as a group of nuggets alone just simply couldn't be possible, so we've also enlisted the help of our creator @DaveThomas who brought us to life, alongside our fellow sentient fast food companion @SonOfBaconator who will ensure that only the best food reaches our customers."

The nuggets pause for a moment to let the information be processed by the crowd before continuing on briefly.

"Before moving on, I'd like to state on the record that we do not use horse meat in any of our products, and even if we did, you would not be able to prove it, so please don't even think about that. Please also keep in mind that we do not allow unicycles through our drive-thru, so bring a proper method of transportation or come inside and have a nice sit-down meal. Now, without further ado, I will now cut the shiny red ribbon with a pair of comically large scissors to mark the official opening of the Wendy's Drive-Thru."

The group of nuggets moved their way off the podium to the left side where @DaveThomas was standing with one half of the comically large scissors, taking it and then shuffling over to the other side where @SonOfBaconator sat with the other half of the scissors. They let out a loud scream as they combined the two pieces together, before heading over to the massive red ribbon that was tied to the front door of the building. With a quick snip, a burst of fireworks went off to mark this spectacular day when the Wendy's Drive-Thru officially had opened.

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